10-13-2011, 04:42 PM | #3841 |
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10-14-2011, 04:48 AM | #3842 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair.
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10-14-2011, 04:52 AM | #3843 |
It's about the umbrella
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10-14-2011, 06:53 AM | #3844 |
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... and I only lack 12 cm for my ideal height/weight ratio.
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10-14-2011, 06:55 AM | #3845 |
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10-14-2011, 07:50 AM | #3846 |
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10-14-2011, 10:24 AM | #3847 |
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It's difficult to remain silent when the nurse calculating your BMI (Body Mass Index) has a backside like a Chesterfield Settee.
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10-14-2011, 10:27 AM | #3848 |
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Lol at the last page. I think of my two year old as frontal lobe challenged now.
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10-14-2011, 02:45 PM | #3849 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
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10-14-2011, 02:48 PM | #3850 |
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Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
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10-14-2011, 08:21 PM | #3851 |
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
-------------------- There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day" Stitchawl |
10-15-2011, 03:49 AM | #3852 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
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10-15-2011, 04:21 AM | #3853 |
It's about the umbrella
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In honor of our new moderator.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? Spoiler:
*************** Papa mouse and his son were getting cheese from the kitchen when the cat pounced in. Snatching up his son, Papa ran for the mouse hole, but it was obvious he wasn't going to make it. Finally, in desperation, he whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Papa mouse turned to his son and said, Spoiler:
**I know, I know, but don't blame me. It is not that easy to find decent mouse jokes** |
10-15-2011, 08:36 AM | #3854 | |
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How to clean your Mouse
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious, the engineers rolled on the floor.
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10-15-2011, 04:56 PM | #3855 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
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