Fifty Shades of Eyre

spindlegirl · 07-18-2012, 05:23 PM

Jane Eyre and other classics to get 50 Shades Erotic treatment...

Could see this coming a mile away.

QuantumIguana · 07-18-2012, 05:40 PM

50 Shades on the Prairie, anyone?
Alice's Adventures in 50 Shades?
50 Shades of Don Quixote?
50 Shades of the Rings?
The Humper Games?

spindlegirl · 07-18-2012, 05:42 PM

LOL!

Island of the Fifty Shades of blue dolphins?
Les not so miserables?
Anne of Fifty shades of Green gables?

Tanda Love · 07-18-2012, 05:53 PM

The Shades of Wrath

QuantumIguana · 07-18-2012, 06:04 PM

What to Expect When You're Tied Up in the Dungeon
Tarzan of the Sexy Apes
Oliver Twisted
The Good, the Bad and the Orgy
The Moon is a Harsh and Kinky Mistress
I, Sex Robot
2001 Shades of Gray

ucfgrad93 · 07-18-2012, 06:09 PM

I loved this line...

Quote:

"We're not rewriting the classics," Total E-Bound's founder Claire Siemaszkiewicz told The Independent. "But we want to enhance the novels by adding the 'missing' scenes for readers to enjoy.

Sorry, Claire, but you are full of crap.

spindlegirl · 07-18-2012, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuantumIguana

What to Expect When You're Tied Up in the Dungeon
Tarzan of the Sexy Apes
Oliver Twisted
The Good, the Bad and the Orgy
The Moon is a Harsh and Kinky Mistress
I, Sex Robot
2001 Shades of Gray

I couldn't pick my favorite of all these!
I think The Moon is a Harsh and Kinky Mistress made me LOL the most.

hmmm...
The Hitchhikers Guide to Whips and Chains?

mr ploppy · 07-18-2012, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuantumIguana

Alice's Adventures in 50 Shades?
?

Alan Moore did that one years ago.

spindlegirl · 07-18-2012, 06:19 PM

Moby's D-ck
As I Laid Dying

Nahgem · 07-18-2012, 06:22 PM

Meh. It's not like eroticizing the classics is a new thing, there's just a new trendy erotic novel to piggy-back with the marketing.

What irritates me is the term "mommy porn" that keeps getting thrown around (e.g. in the article). I can't decide whether it's meant to be derogatory to the readers or the books or both, but either way it's annoying.

xg4bx · 07-18-2012, 06:30 PM

The Red Heinie of Courage
Johnny Got His Discipline
Mein Spanking
Fail-Safe Word
Alas,Boobie-lon
On the Beach (And in the car, in bed, an airplane bathroom...)

Belfaborac · 07-18-2012, 06:31 PM

Hopefully someone will pick up the movie rights to Tarzan of the Sexy Apes. I'd pre-order that one on Blu-Ray right away.

spindlegirl · 07-18-2012, 06:34 PM

It was not long ago we saw the "Book title and Zombies/Undead." trend.

My husband and I actually did take out Pride and Prejudice and Zombies from the library and the first couple of pages were funny, then it got redundant. I can see it getting pretty much that way with any "genre adaptation" of any classics. I pretty much read Pride and Prejudice alongside it and could tell which scene was going to insert a zombie substitute.

Edited to add Fifty Shades of Green Eggs and Ham.

AndrewH · 07-18-2012, 06:44 PM

The D--kwick Papers
David Plowed Her Field
Freak House
Really Hard Times
A Tale of Two Titties
Huge Expectations

Suzanna · 07-18-2012, 07:03 PM

This publisher didn't invent the idea of updating classics with erotic content - Adams Media did Pride and Prejudice The Wild and Wanton Edition earlier this year and Wuthering Heights in late 2010. It will be interesting to see if readers of erotic romance like this idea or not.

07-18-2012, 05:23 PM	#1
spindlegirl Wizard Posts: 1,594 Karma: 21245891 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra h20, Paperwhite 2017, Phone & Tablet w Moonreader	Fifty Shades of Eyre Jane Eyre and other classics to get 50 Shades Erotic treatment... Could see this coming a mile away.

07-18-2012, 06:19 PM	#9
spindlegirl Wizard Posts: 1,594 Karma: 21245891 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra h20, Paperwhite 2017, Phone & Tablet w Moonreader	Moby's D-ck As I Laid Dying Last edited by spindlegirl; 07-18-2012 at 06:23 PM. Reason: Funny how I feel the need to edit the same word when kinking up a book title....

07-18-2012, 06:30 PM	#11
xg4bx Are you gonna eat that? Posts: 1,633 Karma: 23215128 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Phillipsburg, NJ Device: Kindle 3, Nook STG	The Red Heinie of Courage Johnny Got His Discipline Mein Spanking Fail-Safe Word Alas,Boobie-lon On the Beach (And in the car, in bed, an airplane bathroom...) Last edited by xg4bx; 07-18-2012 at 06:34 PM.

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Nahgem Groupie Posts: 170 Karma: 1065326 Join Date: Oct 2010 Device: Nooks	Meh. It's not like eroticizing the classics is a new thing, there's just a new trendy erotic novel to piggy-back with the marketing. What irritates me is the term "mommy porn" that keeps getting thrown around (e.g. in the article). I can't decide whether it's meant to be derogatory to the readers or the books or both, but either way it's annoying.

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Belfaborac Wizard Posts: 1,498 Karma: 5199835 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Norway Device: Sony PRS-505, PRS-950	Hopefully someone will pick up the movie rights to Tarzan of the Sexy Apes. I'd pre-order that one on Blu-Ray right away.

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spindlegirl Wizard Posts: 1,594 Karma: 21245891 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra h20, Paperwhite 2017, Phone & Tablet w Moonreader	It was not long ago we saw the "Book title and Zombies/Undead." trend. My husband and I actually did take out Pride and Prejudice and Zombies from the library and the first couple of pages were funny, then it got redundant. I can see it getting pretty much that way with any "genre adaptation" of any classics. I pretty much read Pride and Prejudice alongside it and could tell which scene was going to insert a zombie substitute. Edited to add Fifty Shades of Green Eggs and Ham.

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Suzanna Living in the past Posts: 432 Karma: 6011289 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Toronto Device: Kobo Aura HD, Kobo Arc	This publisher didn't invent the idea of updating classics with erotic content - Adams Media did Pride and Prejudice The Wild and Wanton Edition earlier this year and Wuthering Heights in late 2010. It will be interesting to see if readers of erotic romance like this idea or not.