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drjd · 03-05-2018, 04:42 AM

The Vatican has unveiled a email address for the new Pope.

In related news, the Pope has received a confidential financial offer from the President of Nigeria.

drjd · 03-07-2018, 11:10 AM

Serving yourself a complimentary soft drink is a way to get emotional support.

orlok · 03-08-2018, 07:08 PM

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Bookpossum · 03-08-2018, 07:35 PM

Oh very good!

HLS · 03-08-2018, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

At least one person liked my joke LOL

HLS · 03-08-2018, 10:58 PM

Sticking with my chicken theme LOL

drjd · 03-09-2018, 05:19 AM

During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”

“Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”

wodin · 03-09-2018, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcladyz

At least one person liked my joke LOL

PoP · 03-10-2018, 03:05 PM

Judge: Where were you on march 11 at 2:30 AM?

Accused: In my bed.

Judge: Impossible: Guilty!!

drjd · 03-11-2018, 11:23 AM

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

drjd · 03-12-2018, 05:46 AM

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

The pencils confused him : 2B or not 2B?

orlok · 03-12-2018, 10:36 AM

The word "nun" is just the letter n doing a forward roll.

PoP · 03-12-2018, 01:21 PM

^
... on reflection, my friends call me "bob"

Spoiler:

orlok · 03-12-2018, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoP

^
... on reflection, my friends call me "bob"

Spoiler:

Nice one!

drjd · 03-13-2018, 06:53 AM

What should you say to comfort a grammer Nazi?

"There, their, they're."

03-08-2018, 10:58 PM	#10041
HLS Wizard Posts: 2,027 Karma: 15107670 Join Date: May 2017 Device: Sage, Scribe, Boox Note 2 Plus, iPad Pros and Samsungs S6,S7,S8	Sticking with my chicken theme LOL Attached Thumbnails

03-12-2018, 01:21 PM	#10048
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,002 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	^ ... on reflection, my friends call me "bob" Spoiler: Code: PoP --- bob

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03-05-2018, 04:42 AM	#10036
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	The Vatican has unveiled a email address for the new Pope. In related news, the Pope has received a confidential financial offer from the President of Nigeria.

03-07-2018, 11:10 AM	#10037
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Serving yourself a complimentary soft drink is a way to get emotional support.

03-08-2018, 07:08 PM	#10038
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"

03-08-2018, 07:35 PM	#10039
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,137 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	Oh very good!

03-09-2018, 05:19 AM	#10042
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?” “Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”

03-10-2018, 03:05 PM	#10044
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,002 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	Judge: Where were you on march 11 at 2:30 AM? Accused: In my bed. Judge: Impossible: Guilty!!

03-11-2018, 11:23 AM	#10045
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

03-12-2018, 05:46 AM	#10046
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Why did Shakespeare only write in ink? The pencils confused him : 2B or not 2B?

03-12-2018, 10:36 AM	#10047
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	The word "nun" is just the letter n doing a forward roll.

03-13-2018, 06:53 AM	#10050
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	What should you say to comfort a grammer Nazi? "There, their, they're."