Silliness 3,000! Party time- come add a thought...

GraceKrispy · 12-26-2010, 02:18 AM

For my 3,000th post (wow, this last 1,000 went so much more quickly), I would like to ask for each person who reads this thread to add a "Deep Thought" (ala Jack Handy) . Feel free to borrow someone else's deep thought or come up with one of your own!

Here's mine:

Why is "bra" singular while "panties" are plural?

tubemonkey · 12-26-2010, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

Why is "bra" singular while "panties" are plural?

Uhhh ...something tells me I'd better keep my mouth shut.

Javed · 12-26-2010, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

Why is "bra" singular while "panties" are plural?

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Originally Posted by tubemonkey

Uhhh ...something tells me I'd better keep my mouth shut.

Javed · 12-26-2010, 03:48 AM

Congratulations on 3000 posts, Grace!

Here's mine: "I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."

desertblues · 12-26-2010, 08:22 AM

Congrats on the 3000, Grace Krispy,

who ever thought you would reach the horizon of eternity?

happy_terd · 12-26-2010, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

Here's mine:

Why is "bra" singular while "panties" are plural?

Because you have 2 legs but only 1 rack?

happy_terd · 12-26-2010, 12:37 PM

CONGRATS ON 3K!!!

dreams · 12-26-2010, 01:17 PM

Congratulations, GK on your 3,000 milestone.

About the only deep thought I have at this moment is:

Why is it that everything always comes as "Batteries not included"?

GraceKrispy · 12-26-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

Because you have 2 legs but only 1 rack?

Hmm... what about if the "rack" is really more like two small "shelves?" Then what?

Disclaimer - may not necessarily reflect the truth or untruth of any situation hereforth within excaliber excelsius deo glorius.

phenomshel · 12-26-2010, 02:53 PM

Congrats, Grace!

GraceKrispy · 12-26-2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by phenomshel

Congrats, Grace!

Thanks! But where's your deep thought?

DixieGal · 12-26-2010, 04:21 PM

The water might be deeper than it appears.

phenomshel · 12-26-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

Thanks! But where's your deep thought?

Why do publishers insist on releasing series to ebook out of order?

That's as deep as it's gonna get today, Grace, LOL.

GraceKrispy · 12-26-2010, 05:46 PM

Thanks for playing dreams, dixie and shel

Here's another deep thought from me: If electricity are made from electrons, is morality made from morons? (Ok, I stole that one... my true deep thought is "why does my husband get all grumpy about things that aren't done, when, really, he hasn't done them either??")

Falcao · 12-26-2010, 06:44 PM

Some deep thoughts (translated from Les Luthiers):

+ There are two words that will open you a lot of doors: "pull" and "push".
+ Winning is not important, but making the other to lose is.
+ I'm not completely useless. At least, I serve as a bad example.
+ To err is human, but blaming others is more human.
+ The important thing is not to know something but to have the phone number of the one who knows it.
+ Work never killed anybody... but I don't like risks.
+ There is a better world, but is very expensive.
+ Do not take life seriously, in the end you will not work out alive from it.

Finally, a pearl from Snoopy:

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

12-26-2010, 02:18 AM	#1
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	3,000! Party time- come add a thought... For my 3,000th post (wow, this last 1,000 went so much more quickly), I would like to ask for each person who reads this thread to add a "Deep Thought" (ala Jack Handy) . Feel free to borrow someone else's deep thought or come up with one of your own! Here's mine: Why is "bra" singular while "panties" are plural?

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Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	*Congratulations on 3000 posts, Grace!* Here's mine: "I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."

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desertblues Home for the moment Posts: 5,127 Karma: 27718936 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: travelling Device: various	Congrats on the 3000, Grace Krispy, who ever thought you would reach the horizon of eternity?

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dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,112 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	Congratulations, GK on your 3,000 milestone. About the only deep thought I have at this moment is: Why is it that everything always comes as "Batteries not included"?

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12-26-2010, 04:21 PM	#12
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	The water might be deeper than it appears.

12-26-2010, 05:46 PM	#14
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	Thanks for playing dreams, dixie and shel Here's another deep thought from me: If electricity are made from electrons, is morality made from morons? (Ok, I stole that one... my true deep thought is "why does my husband get all grumpy about things that aren't done, when, really, he hasn't done them either??")

12-26-2010, 06:44 PM	#15
Falcao Banned Posts: 1,344 Karma: 1028477047 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nueva Andalucía Device: Sony PRS 650	Some deep thoughts (translated from Les Luthiers): + There are two words that will open you a lot of doors: "pull" and "push". + Winning is not important, but making the other to lose is. + I'm not completely useless. At least, I serve as a bad example. + To err is human, but blaming others is more human. + The important thing is not to know something but to have the phone number of the one who knows it. + Work never killed anybody... but I don't like risks. + There is a better world, but is very expensive. + Do not take life seriously, in the end you will not work out alive from it. Finally, a pearl from Snoopy: "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

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