02-04-2014, 09:00 AM | #7486 |
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Shouldn't that be "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto"?
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02-04-2014, 10:06 AM | #7487 |
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react. |
02-04-2014, 10:17 AM | #7488 |
Not scared!
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02-04-2014, 11:00 AM | #7489 |
Opsimath
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02-04-2014, 04:28 PM | #7490 |
Is that a sandwich?
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02-04-2014, 09:26 PM | #7491 |
Opsimath
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My Building Permit:
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'. Work starts on Monday. Stitchawl |
02-04-2014, 10:30 PM | #7492 |
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02-05-2014, 03:35 AM | #7493 |
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02-05-2014, 08:35 AM | #7494 |
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The optimist sees the glass as half full.
The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The chemist sees the glass as completely filled with a 50/50 mix of liquid and gas. |
02-05-2014, 12:48 PM | #7495 |
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02-05-2014, 12:52 PM | #7496 |
Close to the Edit!
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02-05-2014, 01:13 PM | #7497 |
Not scared!
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02-05-2014, 01:29 PM | #7498 |
FUBAR!
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02-05-2014, 02:04 PM | #7499 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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And a CEO sees a glass that needs to be downsized.
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02-05-2014, 02:04 PM | #7500 |
temp. out of service
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