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Old 02-11-2009, 08:25 AM   #1
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My name is Alex, i specialise in using books for defensive violence, my preferred weapon of choice is War and Peace..........(hardback edition)


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Old 02-11-2009, 08:31 AM   #2
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My name is Alex, i specialise in using books for defensive violence, my preferred weapon of choice is War and Peace..........(hardback edition)


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I prefer to use The daVinci Code. That way both the assailant and book deserve the beating.
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Old 02-11-2009, 08:33 AM   #3
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My name is Alex, i specialise in using books for defensive violence, my preferred weapon of choice is War and Peace..........(hardback edition)


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Old 02-11-2009, 12:15 PM   #4
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:20 PM   #5
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True, nobody has read this. I really need to refill those hallucination meds!

Welcome! I don't use books for defense at all, no matter whether it is War&Peace or Davinci Code. I use them for offense! I abhor violence in books, but adore violence with books!
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:22 PM   #6
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I had a calculus book in college that was very well suited for self-defense.
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Old 02-11-2009, 12:25 PM   #7
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I had a calculus book in college that was very well suited for self-defense.
Finally! A "real world" use for calculus!
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I'm sure some of the textbooks lying around here could be used for home defense...either actually throw them at someone, drop them on their foot, or just stack them in front of all the windows as a burglar alarm....*grin*
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Finally! A "real world" use for calculus!
It's the only use I've ever had for calculus. They even make a toothpaste just for me.
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