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09-03-2010, 10:20 AM | #106 |
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09-13-2010, 08:46 AM | #107 |
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Because talking about a Zombie epidemic can be somewhat depressing, I thought I would lighten the mood with some Zombie jokes.
What does a Zombie call an Olympic Sprinter? Fast Food What do Zombies call kids? Fun-sized snacks What did the Zombie say when he bit a clown? This tastes funny. What does a Zombie call a packed downtown bus? Meals on wheels What did the Zombie say to a hypochondriac? I hope you don't make me sick to my stomach. What does a Zombie call a person with dry skin? Raisin What did the Zombie ask for before eating a guy named Frank? A bun. He asked for another one before eating his sister Patty. What did the Zombie say before biting a priest? Grace What do Zombies call Canadians? Cold cuts What does a Zombie call a sky diver? In-flight meal |
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04-24-2011, 03:13 AM | #108 |
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I found the following on Cracked.com. It shows how many movie characters would deal with a zombie attack: http://www.cracked.com/article/163_h...r4=recommended
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04-24-2011, 11:34 AM | #109 |
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If you had someone having sex with a zombie would that be classed as necrophilia?
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04-26-2011, 12:41 PM | #110 |
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