Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 678

John K · 08-05-2018, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adoby

I always bring a very large and sturdy kitchen knife when I check behind the shower curtains.

I also like to wear my white hockey goalie mask while checking the bathroom.

Note to self: Never take a shower when Adoby is near.

Greg Anos · 08-05-2018, 10:18 PM

Here's a new Party game.

Pin the crime on the politician. . .

Adoby · 08-06-2018, 02:30 AM

He who said the rhyme did the crime.

drjd · 08-06-2018, 04:11 AM

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. She bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

drjd · 08-07-2018, 05:24 AM

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

PoP · 08-07-2018, 06:59 AM

^

And Singham can squeeze Chuck's juice to orange powder.

Fbone · 08-07-2018, 08:09 PM

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

Adoby · 08-08-2018, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

That sucks!

drjd · 08-08-2018, 05:42 AM

Happy Fathers' Day.. !

yvanleterrible · 08-08-2018, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Happy Fathers' Day.. !

I love this child!

She knew that dad wanted to trade in for a newer car and he was too chicken s*** to ask mom for her blessing.

(Of course dad did the scratching himself (wax crayon).

)

Fbone · 08-08-2018, 12:04 PM

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Fbone · 08-08-2018, 08:33 PM

Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs."

drjd · 08-09-2018, 06:38 AM

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Adoby · 08-09-2018, 06:57 AM

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

Fbone · 08-10-2018, 03:30 AM

I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.

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08-05-2018, 10:18 PM	#10157
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,251 Karma: 35000000 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	Here's a new Party game. Pin the crime on the politician. . .

08-06-2018, 02:30 AM	#10158
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,736 Karma: 26785668 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Thinkpad E595, Ubuntu Mate, Huawei Mediapad 5, Bouye Likebook Plus	He who said the rhyme did the crime.

08-06-2018, 04:11 AM	#10159
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Bar-be-que (barbiq) n. She bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

08-07-2018, 05:24 AM	#10160
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

08-07-2018, 06:59 AM	#10161
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,002 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	^ And Singham can squeeze Chuck's juice to orange powder.

08-07-2018, 08:09 PM	#10162
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

08-08-2018, 12:04 PM	#10166
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

08-08-2018, 08:33 PM	#10167
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs."

08-09-2018, 06:38 AM	#10168
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

08-09-2018, 06:57 AM	#10169
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,736 Karma: 26785668 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Thinkpad E595, Ubuntu Mate, Huawei Mediapad 5, Bouye Likebook Plus	Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

08-10-2018, 03:30 AM	#10170
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.