07-17-2020, 06:22 AM | #11056 |
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07-17-2020, 06:27 AM | #11057 |
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What do you call an Asian guy with a video recorder?
Phil Ming. |
07-18-2020, 06:35 AM | #11058 |
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Brutus was at a buffet. When he took a roll, Julius Caesar said, 'Eat two, Brute.'
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07-19-2020, 01:38 AM | #11059 |
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07-19-2020, 06:09 AM | #11060 |
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A Sunday School teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he with just two worms?" |
07-21-2020, 05:52 AM | #11061 |
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So two typefaces are in a strip club...
one says to the other, 'damn, that's some fine print.' |
07-22-2020, 06:26 AM | #11062 |
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Turns out the estimates on the energy efficiency of windmills were way over blown.
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07-22-2020, 10:00 AM | #11063 |
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07-23-2020, 06:03 AM | #11064 |
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! |
07-24-2020, 06:12 AM | #11065 |
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A child’s observation:
If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests. |
07-25-2020, 05:56 AM | #11066 |
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There is an old story about the data center of the future.
This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog. The man's job is to feed the dog. The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer. |
07-26-2020, 05:47 AM | #11067 |
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What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water! |
07-27-2020, 12:23 AM | #11068 |
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An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor, and a statistician walk into a bar ...
I'm kidding! They're too smart for that! |
07-28-2020, 06:56 AM | #11069 |
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A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it." |
07-29-2020, 06:09 AM | #11070 |
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I’ve got a friend who’s butler lost his left arm.
Serves him right. |
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