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Old 12-02-2018, 05:20 AM   #10366
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:03 AM   #10367
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Old 12-03-2018, 06:09 AM   #10368
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Old 12-04-2018, 03:09 AM   #10369
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Old 12-04-2018, 05:53 AM   #10370
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Old 12-05-2018, 06:14 AM   #10371
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Old 12-06-2018, 06:37 AM   #10372
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:41 AM   #10373
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:22 AM   #10374
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Latest comment from the pundits regarding the population explosion: If the birth rate keeps increasing, there will soon be standing room only on the earth, at which time the birth rate should stop increasing pretty quickly.
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Old 12-08-2018, 12:24 PM   #10375
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Latest comment from the pundits regarding the population explosion: If the birth rate keeps increasing, there will soon be standing room only on the earth, at which time the birth rate should stop increasing pretty quickly.
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Old 12-09-2018, 06:56 AM   #10376
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Suppose Britain leaves EU. How much storage would that free up?

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