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Old 11-12-2018, 05:27 AM   #10321
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Old 11-12-2018, 06:04 AM   #10322
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Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Geography of a man:

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.
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Old 11-13-2018, 06:54 AM   #10323
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I stopped at the local Burger King for a cold drink and was reading the menu over the counter. I noticed a sign to the side that stated "Picture Menu Available".

I had to ask the clerk what it was for and they told me that they had a number of customers who couldn't read and they used that.

Of course I asked how they would know this picture menu was available and the answer was the classic, "Well, it says so on the sign, doesn't it?"
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Old 11-14-2018, 02:11 AM   #10324
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Old 11-14-2018, 05:54 AM   #10325
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Old 11-14-2018, 06:06 AM   #10326
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First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo

Second whale says:
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Old 11-14-2018, 06:55 AM   #10327
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Old 11-15-2018, 07:18 AM   #10328
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Old 11-16-2018, 02:09 AM   #10329
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Old 11-16-2018, 05:36 AM   #10330
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Old 11-16-2018, 06:57 AM   #10331
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