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Old 07-17-2018, 04:24 AM   #10126
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:36 PM   #10127
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Vicar of Dibley had that joke, years ago.
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Old 07-17-2018, 04:55 PM   #10128
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It’s been told in this thread also.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:04 PM   #10129
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It’s been told in this thread also.
Well, of course! It's ... sticky!
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:17 AM   #10130
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... a newly-cut stick.
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Old 07-18-2018, 04:29 AM   #10131
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Do you know what the white stuff in pigeon poop is?

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It's also pigeon poop.
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:08 AM   #10132
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Do you know what the white stuff in pigeon poop is?

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It's also pigeon poop.
Is that the sticky stuff on the stick?
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:27 AM   #10133
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What's blue and wet and sticky?


... a newly-painted stick.
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Old 07-18-2018, 06:21 AM   #10134
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

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Old 07-18-2018, 08:28 AM   #10135
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What's brown and sticky and whistles?




... a stick.



A stick doesn't whistle? Well, no, it doesn't. That was just to make sure the riddle wasn't too easy.
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Old 07-18-2018, 08:55 AM   #10136
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I fear that we are stuck with stick jokes for a while.

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This space empty by design.

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Old 07-18-2018, 09:03 AM   #10137
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A man comes to the doctor with a stick of celery up each nostril.

Man: '"Doctor, I'm not feeling so good!"
Doc: "Perhaps you are not eating right?"
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:10 AM   #10138
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Joke read on a poster at the audiologist.

Audiologist examines the patient and asks, "Why do you have a suppository in your ear?"

Patient answer, "Aha! Now I know where my hearing aid is!"
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:00 PM   #10139
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The Vicar of Dibley may have used the stick joke (Dunno,never watched it!) but the joke had whiskers on it when my father used it at school!
Meanwhile... What Ticks on the wall?

'Ticky Paper.
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Old 07-24-2018, 05:39 AM   #10140
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Two funeral homes invented a marijuana coffin. It was a joint undertaking.
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