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Old 06-21-2013, 01:28 PM   #6661
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Nice... but I think you posted in the wrong thread. You probably meant to put this in profound quotes thread.
Yes, I didn't know quite where to put it, so I just chose the longest thread.

BTW, I'd like to thank all the folks who gave me K for this one, I think it's the most K I've gotten for a single post, too many to thank individually.

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Old 06-21-2013, 02:17 PM   #6662
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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”
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Old 06-21-2013, 04:16 PM   #6663
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Yes, I didn't know quite where to put it, so I just chose the longest thread.
I kept waiting for the punch line.
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Old 06-21-2013, 04:19 PM   #6664
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I kept waiting for the punch line.
Some who wait for the bus are laughers and singers.
Travel with those people whenever you can.
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Old 06-22-2013, 12:46 AM   #6665
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- Doctor, doctor, I don't know what I have.
- Well, then take these pills that I don't know what are they for.
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Old 06-22-2013, 07:47 AM   #6666
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These are classified ads, which were supposedly placed in U.K. Newspapers:

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Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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Must sell washer and dryer £100.

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Worn once by mistake.
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**** And the WINNER is... ****

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Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
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Old 06-22-2013, 12:24 PM   #6667
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Old 06-23-2013, 05:17 PM   #6668
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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don’t worry they’ll tell you.
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:12 AM   #6669
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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don’t worry they’ll tell you.
They're the only ones not around the BBQ.

For some strange reason I've always thought they were inhabitants of planet Vega?
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:08 AM   #6670
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For some strange reason I've always thought they were inhabitants of planet Vega?

Well, they do have Awesome Vegan Powers.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:52 AM   #6671
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New Dentures

A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Basil for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he do a good job?"

The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot.

"Uh, yeah?" the first man said.

"The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it smacked me right in the nuts," his friend concluded.

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What does that have to do with your dentures?"

"Well," the second man answered, "that was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."

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Old 06-24-2013, 12:09 PM   #6672
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There's a usual expression in French about this. "Ça change le mal de place". Which translates roughly to: "It just shifts the pain around." Meaning moral relief more than a pain release...
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Old 06-24-2013, 01:58 PM   #6673
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Old 06-24-2013, 02:05 PM   #6674
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Old 06-25-2013, 10:43 AM   #6675
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