08-12-2017, 07:07 PM | #9841 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Me: Ummm Hi, how much is the rent for this lovely apartment?
Lady: Sir, this is a liquor store. |
08-12-2017, 07:39 PM | #9842 |
Now what?
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08-14-2017, 01:23 AM | #9843 |
Is that a sandwich?
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It's okay password, I'm insecure too.
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08-14-2017, 07:36 AM | #9844 |
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"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy, confidently. "Means carrying a child." |
08-15-2017, 04:38 AM | #9845 |
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Moonshine is distilled in the still of the night to escape detection?
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08-15-2017, 03:00 PM | #9846 |
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This explains so much...
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-con...8/kunert-2.jpg
(The image is a photograph from German photographer Frank Kunert, who constructs miniature scenes and photographs them.) ______ Dennis |
08-15-2017, 03:19 PM | #9847 |
Is that a sandwich?
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“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
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08-15-2017, 08:22 PM | #9848 |
curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ
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Kasparov, un échec!
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08-16-2017, 05:59 AM | #9849 |
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08-17-2017, 06:54 AM | #9850 |
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Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
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08-18-2017, 01:22 AM | #9851 |
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
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08-18-2017, 05:04 AM | #9852 |
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The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a nature history lesson.
'Worker ants,' she told them, 'can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?' One child was ready with the answer, 'They don't have a union?' |
08-22-2017, 06:22 AM | #9853 | |
Not scared!
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It's Edinburgh Fringe Festival time again, and every year they publish the top 15 jokes. From the BBC website, here they are;
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08-24-2017, 04:59 AM | #9854 |
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^ All excellent!
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08-24-2017, 05:00 AM | #9855 |
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Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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