07-24-2008, 11:02 PM | #256 |
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Thank you, Thank you......let's see....(thinking....hard......)
OH! There was a young man from Nan...............uh.........never mind. |
07-24-2008, 11:13 PM | #257 |
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07-24-2008, 11:49 PM | #258 |
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07-25-2008, 12:04 AM | #259 |
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07-25-2008, 12:47 AM | #260 |
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Is that a euphemism? If it's not, JJ can go to Nantucket and buy something to put them in, like a bucket. Or, when he's done with eating one and only has a skin left he can chuck it. He might want to make something tropical for dinner with one, in which case he can stuff a chicken - just remember to pluck it. If he goes to Nantucket by sailing boat, he needs to watch the boom and remember to duck it. Go easy at the wharf; a mate of mine came in too fast once and struck it. If he's got too much baggage for the yacht, he could always truck it. He wants to look his best too, so if he wears his good shirt he need to remember to tuck it.
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07-25-2008, 03:32 AM | #264 |
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keep 'em coming folks...these are hilarious...
said the actress to the bishops as they all stood in line... |
07-25-2008, 06:24 AM | #265 |
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Not sure how this will work in type, but:
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway's* plastic bag? Take the s out of Safe and the F out of Way (Safeway is a supermarket in the UK for reference, but this is not an important detail) On safer ground: What do you call a judge with no fingers? Justice Thumbs What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck And, in an attempt to add to the hilarity and mayhem: Superman goes to bed wearing Chuck Norris pyjamas. (apologies in advance for anyone who has been subjected to, is yet to be subjected to, or who may subsequently become embroiled in the 'Chuck Norris Facts' phenomena) |
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Man, a lot sure happens around here at (my) night.
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Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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07-25-2008, 09:11 AM | #269 |
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... an old one.
An Armadillo, a Panda and a Duck are sitting at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter walks up to the armadillo and asks what happened. The armadillo say "I don't know I was just walking down the street and a fridge came through a window and landed on my head." Saint Peter asks the panda what happened. The panda says, "I was sure my wife was cheating on me with a sailor. I came home early one day and there was a sailor's cap on the floor. I was furious and looked all through the apartment and couldn't find him. In a fit of rage I picked up the fridge and tossed it out the window. I felt a pain in my chest and next thing I was here." Saint Peter asked the duck what happened. The duck said, "I don't know. I was just sitting in a fridge minding my own business..." |
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