07-04-2013, 01:19 PM | #6706 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
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07-04-2013, 08:39 PM | #6707 |
Bah, humbug!
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Been reading those Bazooka Joe comics again, I see. Don't you know that stuff will rot your teeth?
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07-04-2013, 10:01 PM | #6708 |
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07-05-2013, 01:32 PM | #6709 |
Bah, humbug!
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The gum will rot your teeth. The jokes will rot your brain. I speak from personal experience on both counts.
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07-05-2013, 02:21 PM | #6710 |
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07-05-2013, 02:41 PM | #6711 |
Bah, humbug!
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Exactly: case in point. But how did Wonder Woman and Aquaman manage a guest spot in the strip?
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07-05-2013, 02:59 PM | #6712 |
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Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?
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07-06-2013, 12:46 PM | #6714 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.
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07-07-2013, 09:08 AM | #6715 |
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I've been accused of killing time....
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07-07-2013, 01:51 PM | #6716 |
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07-07-2013, 07:50 PM | #6717 |
Bah, humbug!
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Never yawn in a dog's face unless you want your tonsils licked.
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07-07-2013, 08:10 PM | #6718 |
Is that a sandwich?
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BF: Hey, we need to breakup. Sorry.
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07-07-2013, 11:38 PM | #6719 |
Treachery of images ...
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is not much. 17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box 24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way. 25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you. And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than Pregnant Last edited by Lynx-lynx; 07-07-2013 at 11:46 PM. |
07-08-2013, 06:18 AM | #6720 |
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I should have known better than to read this while drinking my coffee...
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