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Old 02-12-2021, 05:56 AM   #11311
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Old 02-16-2021, 06:42 AM   #11312
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An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented on. Also known as ETry.
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Old 02-17-2021, 08:11 AM   #11313
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Old 02-18-2021, 06:05 AM   #11314
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Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Old 02-18-2021, 01:46 PM   #11315
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Old 02-18-2021, 04:58 PM   #11316
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Economist, n. Inexpensive fog.
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Old 02-18-2021, 08:03 PM   #11317
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Old 02-19-2021, 06:29 AM   #11318
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Old 02-20-2021, 06:14 AM   #11319
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Old 02-20-2021, 05:13 PM   #11320
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Old 02-21-2021, 12:33 PM   #11321
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Old 02-24-2021, 05:41 AM   #11322
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Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath?

He took 1/50th of the recommended dose!
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Old 02-24-2021, 11:25 AM   #11323
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Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath?

He took 1/50th of the recommended dose!
When it didn't work he increased the dose to 1/50000.
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Old 02-24-2021, 03:36 PM   #11324
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Old 02-25-2021, 05:37 AM   #11325
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