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Old 09-10-2014, 01:46 AM   #31
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I came up with two recently:

1. Show me a man who claims to never be wrong and I'll show you a man who already is.

2. Show me a man who has faced no trials in life and I'll show you a man who has no patience.
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Old 09-10-2014, 08:20 AM   #32
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This will perhaps be my first and only contribution to this thread but here goes,

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Old 09-11-2014, 03:00 AM   #34
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Faith in something bigger than oneself leads many a man to finish things that most men would never even start.
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Old 09-11-2014, 03:14 AM   #35
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I had a boss who used to tell me "There are no problems, only opportunities."

I finally had to tell him, "I am surrounded by insurmountable opportunities!"
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Old 09-11-2014, 04:03 AM   #36
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I had a boss who used to tell me "There are no problems, only opportunities."

I finally had to tell him, "I am surrounded by insurmountable opportunities!"
If you can find the humor in something you can survive anything.
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Old 09-11-2014, 04:57 AM   #37
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Old 09-11-2014, 07:23 PM   #38
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If work is worship then god is dead.
No, just a profiteering capitalist
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Old 09-12-2014, 05:07 AM   #39
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:14 AM   #40
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Not one that I came up with but true:

"The biggest cause of Divorce is Marriage."
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Old 09-12-2014, 11:15 AM   #41
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This is the Tao of Pratchett, but too good not to mention:

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -- Jingo, by Terry Pratchett
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Old 09-12-2014, 07:48 PM   #42
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Old 09-12-2014, 07:55 PM   #43
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Old 09-13-2014, 05:01 PM   #44
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An accident that can't happen, won't happen.
Murphy begs to differ! (And, I actually have said that in this context!)
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Old 09-13-2014, 08:39 PM   #45
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Murphy begs to differ! (And, I actually have said that in this context!)
Minds think alike. The moment I saw the statement I thought instantly of Mr. Murphy.
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