Silliness Chicken - Page 130

Solitaire1 · 02-28-2014, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

True. Must be sad to fail at hunting, finding and catching chickens.. as my pursuers clearly do.

There are many easy ways to catch chickens without much effort. Among them:

- Stand on the other side of the road.

- Play "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. The chickens will be stunned by its awesomeness and will be easy to pick up.

- Put out a disco ball and watch the chickens appear, fascinated by it. Again, they can be easily picked up.

- Do the chicken dance. The chickens will line up behind you and follow you into the kitchen.

5thWiggleWife · 02-28-2014, 07:26 PM

I have the Master Remote that makes poohbear do the chicken dance. It's awesome fun!

AprilHare · 03-01-2014, 03:00 AM

What a load of codswallop!

Solitaire1 · 03-01-2014, 11:47 AM

Do you deny that chickens have a compulsion to cross the road? Isn't that the reason so many people ask the question "Why does the chicken cross the road?"

5thWiggleWife · 03-01-2014, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

What a load of codswallop!

Nope. Not codswallop. Evil modification of a certain chicken, at said chicken's own request, by a certain Evil Lord, who implanted a few amusing extras.

Many have witnessed poohbear's prowess on the dance floor.

poohbear_nc · 03-01-2014, 06:44 PM

Take the batteries out of the Master Remote! Now! Please!

Dylrob · 03-01-2014, 11:24 PM

Yes, take them out and replace them with these higher-voltage batteries!

Sweetpea · 03-02-2014, 02:18 AM

Don't leave it turned on too long, the chicken will get stringy and tough, instead of tender and moist....

5thWiggleWife · 03-02-2014, 08:41 AM

The batteries are charged by kinetic energy. The more the chicken dances the longer the batteries last. After all they were installed by an EVIL Lord.

I'll turn it off for a bit now so poohbear can have a rest. Here you go pooh.

Sweetpea · 03-03-2014, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

I'll turn it off for a bit now so poohbear can have a rest. Here you go pooh.

Ahhh, muscle forming exercises! More meat for us later!

Solitaire1 · 03-03-2014, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife

The batteries are charged by kinetic energy. The more the chicken dances the longer the batteries last. After all they were installed by an EVIL Lord.

I'll turn it off for a bit now so poohbear can have a rest. Here you go pooh.

Would you mind if I borrow the remote? I'd like to add a new feature to it: Dance Style. That way, not only will PoohBear dance but he will dance in different styles. It would be interesting to see PoohBear breakdance, do a waltz, or a polka.

MJK2111 · 03-03-2014, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Would you mind if I borrow the remote? I'd like to add a new feature to it: Dance Style. That way, not only will PoohBear dance but he will dance in different styles. It would be interesting to see PoohBear breakdance, do a waltz, or a polka.

It would be cool to see the chicken do the monkey!

Umm, wait a minute, that doesn't sound quite right...

5thWiggleWife · 03-03-2014, 06:57 PM

Click!

poohbear_nc · 03-03-2014, 07:37 PM

Fortunately today's coating of sleet/freezing rain/snow/ice has created a protective shell that reflects the evil rays from the Master Remote.

Good thing - I'd look like Bambi on the ice pond!

5thWiggleWife · 03-03-2014, 10:05 PM

How do you know I clicked the button for dancing? There ARE other buttons you know.

03-01-2014, 06:44 PM	#1941
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,865 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Take the batteries out of the Master Remote! Now! Please! Attached Images

03-02-2014, 08:41 AM	#1944
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	The batteries are charged by kinetic energy. The more the chicken dances the longer the batteries last. After all they were installed by an EVIL Lord. I'll turn it off for a bit now so poohbear can have a rest. Here you go pooh. Attached Thumbnails

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03-03-2014, 06:57 PM	#1948
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Click!

03-03-2014, 07:37 PM	#1949
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,865 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Fortunately today's coating of sleet/freezing rain/snow/ice has created a protective shell that reflects the evil rays from the Master Remote. Good thing - I'd look like Bambi on the ice pond!

03-03-2014, 10:05 PM	#1950
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	How do you know I clicked the button for dancing? There ARE other buttons you know.