12-03-2018, 05:09 AM | #10366 |
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Chuck Norris has one trillion followers on Twitter!
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12-04-2018, 02:09 AM | #10367 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Today’s children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents!
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12-04-2018, 04:53 AM | #10368 |
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Since I changed the color of my favorite monastic robes they have been stiff and uncomfortable. I guess old habits dye hard.
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12-05-2018, 05:14 AM | #10369 |
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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12-06-2018, 05:37 AM | #10370 |
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Some wives claim that if you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
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12-07-2018, 12:41 AM | #10371 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
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12-07-2018, 09:22 AM | #10372 |
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Latest comment from the pundits regarding the population explosion: If the birth rate keeps increasing, there will soon be standing room only on the earth, at which time the birth rate should stop increasing pretty quickly.
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12-08-2018, 11:24 AM | #10373 | |
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12-09-2018, 05:56 AM | #10374 |
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Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.
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12-11-2018, 01:14 PM | #10375 |
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Suppose Britain leaves EU. How much storage would that free up?
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12-12-2018, 06:46 AM | #10376 |
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12-12-2018, 06:48 AM | #10377 |
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
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12-17-2018, 01:40 PM | #10378 |
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Why is the Australian Emergency line "000"?
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12-18-2018, 04:58 AM | #10379 |
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Yesterday I received a fresh orange as a gift from my friend who is a lawyer, with his note:
"I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..." |
12-18-2018, 09:36 AM | #10380 | |
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