03-17-2017, 07:57 PM | #9631 |
Now what?
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03-18-2017, 05:42 AM | #9632 |
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When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...
When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs... In between, they are just pushed around... |
03-18-2017, 03:51 PM | #9633 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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03-19-2017, 05:31 AM | #9634 |
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An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"
The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid." |
03-19-2017, 08:08 AM | #9635 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
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03-19-2017, 04:34 PM | #9636 |
Now what?
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03-20-2017, 06:16 AM | #9637 |
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The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee." The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again." |
03-21-2017, 05:48 PM | #9638 |
Is that a sandwich?
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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03-22-2017, 06:01 AM | #9639 |
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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I'm quantum-plating my existence.
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03-22-2017, 11:36 AM | #9640 |
Close to the Edit!
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03-23-2017, 07:09 PM | #9641 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Trees are relieved when Spring comes.
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03-23-2017, 07:18 PM | #9642 |
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It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs, they always take everything literally
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03-24-2017, 05:52 AM | #9643 |
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03-24-2017, 05:53 AM | #9644 |
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One of life's mysteries - How can a two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.
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03-24-2017, 01:17 PM | #9645 |
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