10-14-2019, 03:27 PM | #10636 | |
o saeclum infacetum
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10-14-2019, 03:30 PM | #10637 |
Handy Elephant
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Some humans
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10-14-2019, 03:49 PM | #10638 |
Unicycle Daredevil
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A strictly vegan joke:
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Spoiler:
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10-14-2019, 05:08 PM | #10639 | |
Wizard
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10-16-2019, 04:22 PM | #10640 |
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This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become a real night mare.
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10-17-2019, 03:51 PM | #10641 |
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I recently took up meditation.
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10-18-2019, 04:39 PM | #10642 |
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The mad scientist's faith in the future of autonomous cyber-canines was dogmatic.
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10-18-2019, 05:29 PM | #10643 |
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Selling sea-shells by the sea shore -- easier done than said.
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10-22-2019, 04:37 PM | #10644 |
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Height of internet addiction..
At a funeral in church.. A visitor: What’s the WiFi password here? Priest: respect the dead Visitor: all small letters? |
10-24-2019, 04:55 PM | #10645 |
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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10-26-2019, 03:59 PM | #10646 |
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I promised my wife I'd remember to bring her a frappucino, but affogato.
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10-27-2019, 06:46 AM | #10647 |
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If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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10-27-2019, 07:27 AM | #10648 |
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I'm sure Chuck had a tough battle with the dodo.
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10-29-2019, 03:58 PM | #10649 |
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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10-31-2019, 04:25 PM | #10650 |
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It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. |
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