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Old 07-10-2009, 06:25 PM   #121
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Patricia makes a mental note never to offer a bath to a doggie. Instead they will be threatened with a warm-water rub.
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Old 07-10-2009, 06:26 PM   #122
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"warm water rub" ? that sounds like something i would enjoy ! i don't think even a dog could find anything to object to.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:13 PM   #123
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Biggles looked up from the street and groaned. "What hit me?" he asked.

"Four Cubans, eight boots, one lead pipe, at least six fists, and one forehead," said Harv. He reached down and helped Biggles to his feet.

"Well, that was certainly a cock up!" said Biggles as he tried to dust himself off. "I must apologize, sir, my name is Ma- er Geoffrey Biggles. I'm - er - a business man from - er - Miami!"

"Harv Walbanger. Unemployed pilot." Harv shook the proferred hand. "What sort of business?"

"Er - rum importing!"

"During Prohibition?" Harv couldn't help himself.

"Er - to Europe! I import to Europe!"

"Ah. Lots of rum goes to Europe, does it?"

"Er - I suppose so."

"Sooo... not in the spy business, then?"

Biggles coughed violently.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:57 PM   #124
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:42 AM   #125
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he's in a bag fer chris' sakes man - where's yer level of sympathy .....

giggle on Adrian/Marc ....
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Old 07-11-2009, 06:59 AM   #126
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"What sort of business?"

"Er - rum importing!"

"During Prohibition?" Harv couldn't help himself.

"Er - to Europe! I import to Europe!"

"Ah. Lots of rum goes to Europe, does it?"

"Er - I suppose so."

"Sooo... not in the spy business, then?"

Biggles coughed violently.
i must say that knowing people like biggles are in charge of international, ah, "intelligence" makes for a reassuring thought as you're falling asleep at night...
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Old 07-11-2009, 08:22 AM   #127
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Biggles looked up from the street and groaned. "What hit me?" he asked.

"Four Cubans, eight boots, one lead pipe, at least six fists, and one forehead," said Harv. He reached down and helped Biggles to his feet.


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D'you want a drink? Nasty cough you've got there...
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Old 07-11-2009, 08:23 AM   #128
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Old 07-11-2009, 09:25 AM   #129
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Old 07-11-2009, 09:29 AM   #130
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Old 07-11-2009, 10:12 AM   #131
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You know, you'd be surprised how long (so very long) it has been since anyone has actually asked me that question? Thank-you. Yes, please. I'll have a quintuple-shot of Zany Carter Tripletriskaidekaphilia Concentrate served in the half-eggshell of a Giant Moa, and a line of crystallised Myrmecia venom and a half-straw laid out on the back of an angry, shaved grizzly bear.

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he's in a bag fer chris' sakes man - where's yer level of sympathy .....

giggle on Adrian/Marc ....
Who you callin' "man" there, Chuckles? [sound of air compressor for nail-gun powering up]

Yours with a "Ready, aim...",
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Who you callin' "man" there, Chuckles? [sound of air compressor for nail-gun powering up]

Yours with a "Ready, aim...",
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Old 07-11-2009, 11:29 AM   #135
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Wrong! The nail gun is a distraction. Think of what the third word after "Ready, aim" is, look at the lighter in my other hand, then note the smoke and heat heat and ooh, look at the pretty flames billowing from your shirt front.

Yours pyromaniacally,
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