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Old 08-29-2009, 06:49 PM   #16
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Old 08-30-2009, 10:03 AM   #17
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Old 08-30-2009, 12:09 PM   #18
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Old 08-30-2009, 12:55 PM   #19
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Old 08-30-2009, 07:27 PM   #20
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:29 PM   #21
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:43 PM   #22
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Old 08-31-2009, 01:33 PM   #23
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Old 09-01-2009, 07:20 AM   #24
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:14 PM   #25
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:27 AM   #26
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:32 AM   #27
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:37 AM   #28
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A couple of groan-worthy Tom Swifties:

"I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music," said Tom listlessly.
"Boy, that's an ugly hippopotamus!" said Tom hypocritically.

Plenty more where they came from.
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:40 AM   #29
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Old 09-02-2009, 10:41 AM   #30
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A couple of groan-worthy Tom Swifties:

"I have lost all my Hungarian sheet music," said Tom listlessly.
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Plenty more where they came from.
GROAN !!!

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