Fire Hydrants for vivaldrules

[RWood]

Our favorite chocolate eating Chumley traveling dog seems to need a few new fire hydrants. While we don't want to talk about the accident at Marc's party a few weeks ago (tickets are still available) where he mistook the NarCh Memorial Spleen Cheese Sculpture for a fire hydrant, any and all contributions are welcome.

[zelda_pinwheel]

NarCh Memorial Spleen Cheese Sculpture

thank you for that mental image, which will probably keep me up nights (giggling) for the rest of my life.

[vivaldirules]

Nice. Thanks, Wood! They're lovely. I particularly like Uncle Sam the Piggy. The one spewing water is a bit scary, though. It's not that time of year for my bath, yet. Anyway, I can now come here for relief whenever I get the urge (if I can't find that cat, er, um, what's his name again?).

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

It's not that time of year for my bath, yet.

a bath every year, whether you need it or not, right ?

[tirsales]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

a bath every year, whether you need it or not, right ?

Eh? No. One bath a year - if you need it. There is no sense in bathing if you're not dirty..

[zelda_pinwheel]

i see. you may have guessed not all of us are quite so averse to baths...

[tirsales]

I saw the waiting list
So of course a bath to enjoy is something completely different and seperat of a bath to get clean.

[zelda_pinwheel]

...although sometimes a bath can actually be dual-purpose.

[Taylor514ce]

I think this might have caused some confusion at the party:

[vivaldirules]

Hey, I had a bath just a month or so ago after that incident with Chumby. I probably don't need another until, oh, I don't know, maybe Christmas?

And, oh, yes, the NatCh Memorial Spleen Cheese Sculpture incident: hey, it wasn't my fault. Marc told me it was okay and it smelled really good, er, bad, if you know what I mean. So I stuck my nose in it and then claimed my territory as I always do. Don't you?

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I think this might have caused some confusion at the party

The only confusion I can remember was when PH was stumbling around everywhere looking for ZP's bathtub, there were spleens seemingly everywhere, Marc was egging on this gibbon from hell who incited the riot (does anyone remember just how many police showed up?), there were dozens of cats and rats and elephants (wait, was that a squirrel? no, can't be - Yvan was with the squirrel), a couple of woodworkers in the corner examining the furniture, Chumby was playing with the puddle ducks in the pool, I think Patricia was out on the veranda trying to figure out how to prepare her next Voltaire post using BD on her EEE, a host of other characters (I remember penguins, a warrior princess, some wall flowers, etc.), and then there was this bloody dalek who kept yelling "do you want them to shut us DOWN?!" Anyway, it's all a blur to me now. When's the next one?

[Patricia]

How did I miss this party? Or is it still to come?

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

The only confusion I can remember was when PH was stumbling around everywhere looking for ZP's bathtub, there were spleens seemingly everywhere, Marc was egging on this gibbon from hell who incited the riot (does anyone remember just how many police showed up?), there were dozens of cats and rats and elephants (wait, was that a squirrel? no, can't be - Yvan was with the squirrel), a couple of woodworkers in the corner examining the furniture, Chumby was playing with the puddle ducks in the pool, I think Patricia was out on the veranda trying to figure out how to prepare her next Voltaire post using BD on her EEE, a host of other characters (I remember penguins, a warrior princess, some wall flowers, etc.), and then there was this bloody dalek who kept yelling "do you want them to shut us DOWN?!" Anyway, it's all a blur to me now. When's the next one?

ah, the memories. good times.

(yes, when *is* the next one ??)

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by Patricia

How did I miss this party? Or is it still to come?

Both - it involves some time travel and a covered dish

Doesn't anybody remember a globe spinning around the dance floor? I feel so unwanted.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Patricia

How did I miss this party? Or is it still to come?

oh, you were there, patricia. if you can't remember it, then like mindy you must have had too many zany carter deluxes to drink. that and time travel will weak absolute havoc on your cerebral cortex (and other things as well).