Silliness Watch out for Thingularities!

yvanleterrible · 10-21-2008, 09:01 PM

Once in a while our friend Mark disappears in one and so did I!
I firmly believe they were traps laid out by squirrels.

We should map their positions and post them here.

montsnmags · 10-21-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Once in a while our friend Mark disappears in one and so did I!
I firmly believe they were traps laid out by squirrels.

We should map their positions and post them here.

There's one! Over there!....No, over there!, past the end of the dining table...that's the one, the blue one...

zelda_pinwheel · 10-21-2008, 09:20 PM

yeah but they keep moving around, how can you map something that is not geo-localised ??

montsnmags · 10-21-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

yeah but they keep moving around, how can you map something that is not geo-localised ??

Use a well-calibrated thingamajig.

Cheers,
Marc (or a wotzit, or a doohicky, or a whatchamacallit, or...)

wayrad · 10-21-2008, 10:14 PM

I am motht contherned over thith iththue. How doeth one recognithe a thingularity?

montsnmags · 10-21-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wayrad

I am motht contherned over thith iththue. How doeth one recognithe a thingularity?

Look for an event horithon with a lithp.

RWood · 10-22-2008, 12:12 AM

There is a squirrel nest in the tree outside my window. They are massing their troops. I saw them bury nuts in the ground (I think they are land mines.) They are plotting against me.

desertgrandma · 10-22-2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

There is a squirrel nest in the tree outside my window. They are massing their troops. I saw them bury nuts in the ground (I think they are land mines.) They are plotting against me.

Were they dressed like this??

Patricia · 10-22-2008, 06:26 AM

That'th not a thingularity. Thatth a thquirrel.

wayrad · 10-22-2008, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

That'th not a thingularity. Thatth a thquirrel.

It'th in dithguithe.

RWood · 10-22-2008, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Were they dressed like this??

Not that lightly armored.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-22-2008, 09:00 AM

There'th a... There's a thingularity attached to my cable box. Periodically it self-activates, and I see documentary footage from another dimension, sometimes in the future of that dimension. In one, humanity is being pursued across the galaxy by robots of their own creation. In another, humans have discovered aliens who look very much like humans with a lot of putty on their faces, but they spend all their time reversing polarity on each other to keep each other pissed off. And in another, a woman has a castle in uptown New York City, and has a bunch of mutants locked up.

Oh, and I saw the Sex and the City movie, too.

pshrynk · 10-22-2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

There'th a... There's a thingularity attached to my cable box. Periodically it self-activates, and I see documentary footage from another dimension, sometimes in the future of that dimension. In one, humanity is being pursued across the galaxy by robots of their own creation. In another, humans have discovered aliens who look very much like humans with a lot of putty on their faces, but they spend all their time reversing polarity on each other to keep each other pissed off. And in another, a woman has a castle in uptown New York City, and has a bunch of mutants locked up.

Oh, and I saw the Sex and the City movie, too.

You should call in a tactical nuclear strike on that box. I recommend being out of town that weekend.

LazyScot · 10-22-2008, 09:55 AM

I must take my camera next time I visit my local garden centre. In there, there is a life size statue/sculpture of a squirrel. Now my better half assures me that it is holding pine cone (or possibly a minature pineapple). Me, I know better.....

pshrynk · 10-22-2008, 10:00 AM

Well, hand grenades are referrd to as "pineapples"...

10-21-2008, 09:01 PM	#1
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Watch out for Thingularities! Once in a while our friend Mark disappears in one and so did I! I firmly believe they were traps laid out by squirrels. We should map their positions and post them here. Last edited by yvanleterrible; 10-21-2008 at 09:05 PM.

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zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	yeah but they keep moving around, how can you map something that is not geo-localised ??

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10-22-2008, 12:12 AM	#7
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	There is a squirrel nest in the tree outside my window. They are massing their troops. I saw them bury nuts in the ground (I think they are land mines.) They are plotting against me.

10-22-2008, 06:26 AM	#9
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	That'th not a thingularity. Thatth a thquirrel.

10-22-2008, 09:00 AM	#12
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	There'th a... There's a thingularity attached to my cable box. Periodically it self-activates, and I see documentary footage from another dimension, sometimes in the future of that dimension. In one, humanity is being pursued across the galaxy by robots of their own creation. In another, humans have discovered aliens who look very much like humans with a lot of putty on their faces, but they spend all their time reversing polarity on each other to keep each other pissed off. And in another, a woman has a castle in uptown New York City, and has a bunch of mutants locked up. Oh, and I saw the Sex and the City movie, too.

10-22-2008, 09:55 AM	#14
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	I must take my camera next time I visit my local garden centre. In there, there is a life size statue/sculpture of a squirrel. Now my better half assures me that it is holding pine cone (or possibly a minature pineapple). Me, I know better.....

10-22-2008, 10:00 AM	#15
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, hand grenades are referrd to as "pineapples"...

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