07-29-2020, 06:53 PM | #11071 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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07-30-2020, 06:49 AM | #11072 |
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07-30-2020, 06:53 AM | #11073 |
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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08-01-2020, 05:41 AM | #11074 |
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Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?
Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling." |
08-02-2020, 06:02 AM | #11075 |
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A teacher asked her class to write on "What's the bravest thing your dad has done?"
A student wrote... "My dad married my mom." |
08-04-2020, 05:49 AM | #11076 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Toothy! Toothy who? Toothy the day after Monday! |
08-04-2020, 09:41 AM | #11077 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Knock Knock!
Who's there? Wodin! Wodin who? Wodin't it be nice to live together In the kind of world where we belong? |
08-06-2020, 05:59 AM | #11078 |
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence. |
08-07-2020, 06:35 AM | #11079 |
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The formal wedding between two boxers was a black eye affair.
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08-07-2020, 08:41 AM | #11080 |
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08-08-2020, 06:24 AM | #11081 |
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08-08-2020, 06:27 AM | #11082 |
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I like nice long walks...
Especially when taken by people who annoy me. |
08-08-2020, 01:47 PM | #11083 |
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08-09-2020, 06:51 AM | #11084 |
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Man: "Oh Guru! Why is it that when I open my eyes in bed at night, I see an aura light around my wife's head? What does it all mean spiritually?"
Guru: "She's checking your cellphone." |
08-10-2020, 06:26 AM | #11085 |
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I'm trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, everyday I walk down the street and tell passer-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I'll do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the 'thumbs up' and tell them I like them. Ant it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist! |
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