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View Poll Results: Have you ever accidentally became a god? | |||
Yes | 12 | 48.00% | |
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03-30-2010, 01:17 PM | #1 |
Maratus speciosus butt
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Have you ever accidentally become a god?
Guy writes finance book. Guy goes on Colbert. Guy finds out that he is Jesus.
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03-30-2010, 02:28 PM | #2 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Yeah. Alex once asked in open forum if anyone was interested in joining the Mod Squad to help out with the new Kindle coming out. I answered the thread by saying, "Sure, I spend all my time here anyway. Might as well be green."
Next thing I know, I had access to the Moderators Suite and the "Don't touch this red button and we mean you, pshrynk!" rule was born. |
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03-30-2010, 02:44 PM | #3 |
Now what?
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I am legendary in my workplace as a computer god. Whenever a computer of some sort is misbehaving and I am called to fix it - 90% of the time simply my arriving and standing next to the offending item will result in its working just fine. The other 10% of the time I locate the cord that has become unattached or loose and plug it back it.
My latest triumph: Them: "My PC can't access the internet anymore. It worked fine before lunch but now it's broken." Me (after visually tracing some cords): "Hmmm, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you've moved a 4-drawer file cabinet weighing hundreds of pounds on top of your network cable. What do you think?" |
03-30-2010, 07:54 PM | #4 |
Pensively observing.
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Ofcourse, I was a god(dess) at one stage of my life. My kids thought that I invented fire..........then they grew up. Cheers. |
03-30-2010, 08:12 PM | #5 |
Illiterate
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I answered "no" because it wasn't an accident.
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03-30-2010, 09:59 PM | #6 | |
Connoisseur
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My youngest still does, so shussshhh, no telling. |
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03-31-2010, 07:34 AM | #7 | |
Wizard
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03-31-2010, 09:34 AM | #8 |
High Priestess
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03-31-2010, 09:38 AM | #9 |
zeldinha zippy zeldissima
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03-31-2010, 09:40 AM | #10 |
Grand Sorcerer
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I was born a goddess, but nobody found out yet...
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03-31-2010, 09:46 AM | #11 |
Grand Sorcerer
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I became a dog once...that time I put the termite poison slurry on my morning toast. I'm past that now.
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03-31-2010, 09:48 AM | #12 |
Addict
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03-31-2010, 09:48 AM | #13 |
Banned
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A lot of women have called me "oh God" in the past. Not certain if that is the same thing or not.
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03-31-2010, 06:54 PM | #14 |
YODA's Uglier Twin
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03-31-2010, 06:56 PM | #15 |
zeldinha zippy zeldissima
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