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Old 03-06-2019, 03:16 PM   #10426
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."

A month later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.

Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."
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Old 03-07-2019, 11:55 AM   #10427
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Old 03-09-2019, 05:02 AM   #10428
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Old 03-12-2019, 04:35 AM   #10429
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What is the name of the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms!
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Old 03-12-2019, 05:10 PM   #10430
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I heard he was a resistance leader as well?
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Old 03-13-2019, 07:26 PM   #10431
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I heard he was a resistance leader as well?
Shocking, I say!
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Old 03-13-2019, 07:43 PM   #10432
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Yeah, but those books are too long.

I'll stick to the SparkNotes.
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Old 03-14-2019, 04:48 AM   #10433
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Old 03-14-2019, 07:29 PM   #10434
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Presumably the double-bass is the most treacherous?
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Old 03-15-2019, 06:15 AM   #10435
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Old 03-15-2019, 06:18 AM   #10436
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Old 03-15-2019, 06:34 AM   #10437
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