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Old 09-03-2010, 11:20 AM   #106
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This .22 might be a little more effective.
Yes, that would probably tear right through the eye sockets and turn the brain into soup.
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Old 09-13-2010, 09:46 AM   #107
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Because talking about a Zombie epidemic can be somewhat depressing, I thought I would lighten the mood with some Zombie jokes.

What does a Zombie call an Olympic Sprinter?
Fast Food

What do Zombies call kids?
Fun-sized snacks

What did the Zombie say when he bit a clown?
This tastes funny.

What does a Zombie call a packed downtown bus?
Meals on wheels

What did the Zombie say to a hypochondriac?
I hope you don't make me sick to my stomach.

What does a Zombie call a person with dry skin?
Raisin

What did the Zombie ask for before eating a guy named Frank?
A bun. He asked for another one before eating his sister Patty.

What did the Zombie say before biting a priest?
Grace

What do Zombies call Canadians?
Cold cuts

What does a Zombie call a sky diver?
In-flight meal
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Old 04-24-2011, 04:13 AM   #108
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I found the following on Cracked.com. It shows how many movie characters would deal with a zombie attack: http://www.cracked.com/article/163_h...r4=recommended
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If you had someone having sex with a zombie would that be classed as necrophilia?
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If you had someone having sex with a zombie would that be classed as necrophilia?
Most would just classify that as a bad idea.
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