09-29-2010, 06:00 PM | #526 |
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Hmmm .... I DO have the left-over motor oil from my last oil change. Since it qualifies as organic, I'll send over to you. Bon appetit!
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09-29-2010, 07:28 PM | #527 |
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All that means is that you have flavor.
And you do know that my state has a law that any chicken sending used motor oil into this state must have an EXACT return address with a map showing EXACTLY where they live and EXACT what time when he'll be home. State law, yup. So please. Send it to me. |
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09-29-2010, 07:36 PM | #528 |
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c/o Hundred Acre Woods 3rd Tree from the bush with yellow flowers next to the pond knock twice at 06:00 CST then run as fast as you can into the bramble patch and wait for me |
09-29-2010, 07:49 PM | #529 |
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09-29-2010, 08:01 PM | #530 |
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[Psst ... don't worry ... Gopher has been at work digging a trap in front of the tree - covered with leaves - we'll capture that sorry SoS and give him to the heffalumps & woozles! He won't be bothering us any more.]
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09-29-2010, 09:03 PM | #531 |
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Muhahahahahaha!
Hope he didn't read that first |
09-29-2010, 09:10 PM | #532 |
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Um, hay guys. Anyone want some slightly used nails? They were only used on something soft.
And I washed them too. |
09-29-2010, 09:14 PM | #533 |
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I ani't going no place untill I get my used motor oil. You can't fool me that easy.
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09-29-2010, 09:17 PM | #534 |
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The motor oil will be arriving shortly - stay by your mailbox! A loooong time!
*snicker* You have to sign for it! |
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Oh, that's mean pooh.
I like it |
09-30-2010, 11:48 AM | #536 |
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Stay put by your mailbox SoS -- remember - you have to sign for the package of oil.
Oh ... and I put a little present in there for you too - since you've been SO friendly and had those terrible accidents. [Have you had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years?] Spoiler:
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09-30-2010, 12:37 PM | #537 |
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I'm waiting, but I hope it arrives soon. My back is starting to hurt.
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09-30-2010, 12:46 PM | #538 |
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OMG - you kidnapped & freeze-dried Lance Armstrong!!
Oops - I'm sorry - your mailbox is WAY too small for the package of oil. Better drive into town and wait at the main post office - just camp out by the "Parcel Post" window. |
09-30-2010, 12:54 PM | #539 |
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That was the easy part. Do you know how much it costas to have him plated?
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