Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 17

Sirtel · 10-02-2023, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DNSB

Are we now allowing AI content?

I guess; after all, AI content can be a terrible joke.

DNSB · 10-02-2023, 01:09 PM

Some time ago, in a little village, there was a yearly tradition. The people of the village, who were usually very polite and God-fearing, would, for one day, participate in a competition of curses.

So once a year, everyone gathered in the village square and watch their fellow villagers go one by one on the little dais and try to come up with the most foul and creative curses in as flowing and natural a manner as possible.

This year wasn't going so well, unfortunately. While some people were pretty creative, no one really impressed the village with their profanity. They've heard variations of it all before. It was late in the afternoon, and all the promising talents have already gone up. It came time for lesser talents, and Peter was known to have some good curses on occasion, so he was called up.

They called his name several times, but he wasn't answering. Eventually, after a few minutes, they heard the door to the outhouse slam and Peter ran up the stage, and as he arrived he had already begun a flow of such profanity, such nasty cursing, that everyone took a step back.

He was jumping up and down and saying such things that even ruddy, experienced old men blanched at this incredible tirade of pure verbal pollution. Eventually the flow of curses ebbed. The village people all stared at him, amazed into silence. "Alright," said Peter brightly, "got that darn zipper up, now for the cursing!"

afv011 · Yesterday, 09:09 PM

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

DNSB · Yesterday, 11:46 PM

A man walks into a bar and announces, "Today I heard a great redneck joke!"

A massive guy stands up off of his seat and says, "Wait a minute there man". Before you go on and tell that joke, I'm Billy Bob. I'm 6 foot 5 and weigh 260 pounds, all muscle and I am a proud redneck. See that fella over there? He is a professional boxer, and he's a redneck too. And the guy behind the bar has a shotgun next to the cash register and he is a proud redneck, too. Now, you really want to tell that joke?"

The man who walked into the bar says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three different times."

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10-02-2023, 01:09 PM	#242
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 29,425 Karma: 132241491 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Forma, Clara HD, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Some time ago, in a little village, there was a yearly tradition. The people of the village, who were usually very polite and God-fearing, would, for one day, participate in a competition of curses. So once a year, everyone gathered in the village square and watch their fellow villagers go one by one on the little dais and try to come up with the most foul and creative curses in as flowing and natural a manner as possible. This year wasn't going so well, unfortunately. While some people were pretty creative, no one really impressed the village with their profanity. They've heard variations of it all before. It was late in the afternoon, and all the promising talents have already gone up. It came time for lesser talents, and Peter was known to have some good curses on occasion, so he was called up. They called his name several times, but he wasn't answering. Eventually, after a few minutes, they heard the door to the outhouse slam and Peter ran up the stage, and as he arrived he had already begun a flow of such profanity, such nasty cursing, that everyone took a step back. He was jumping up and down and saying such things that even ruddy, experienced old men blanched at this incredible tirade of pure verbal pollution. Eventually the flow of curses ebbed. The village people all stared at him, amazed into silence. "Alright," said Peter brightly, "got that darn zipper up, now for the cursing!"

Yesterday, 09:09 PM	#243
afv011 Captain Penguin Posts: 2,921 Karma: 2077648537 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Device: Kobo Libra 2, Nook Glowlight	There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Yesterday, 11:46 PM	#244
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 29,425 Karma: 132241491 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Forma, Clara HD, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A man walks into a bar and announces, "Today I heard a great redneck joke!" A massive guy stands up off of his seat and says, "Wait a minute there man". Before you go on and tell that joke, I'm Billy Bob. I'm 6 foot 5 and weigh 260 pounds, all muscle and I am a proud redneck. See that fella over there? He is a professional boxer, and he's a redneck too. And the guy behind the bar has a shotgun next to the cash register and he is a proud redneck, too. Now, you really want to tell that joke?" The man who walked into the bar says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three different times."