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Old 02-20-2013, 05:27 AM   #6106
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Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport.
Not to mention that I've never known anyone who's picked me up at the airport to come in my room and pee on my pillow.
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:30 AM   #6107
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Is it ironic that Pavlov won a Nobel Prize?
Took a minute, but then it rang a bell with me.
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:51 AM   #6108
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Took a minute, but then it rang a bell with me.
In fact, I didn't get it until your post .
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:04 AM   #6109
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In fact, I didn't get it until your post .
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:46 AM   #6110
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We should form a special club... And make Tom the president so we can all understand what's happening!

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Old 02-20-2013, 08:07 AM   #6111
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In fact, I didn't get it until your post .
Me too!
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Old 02-20-2013, 09:31 AM   #6112
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Maybe we could ask Steven522 to add explanations in spoilers when he posts for those of us who are 'challenged.' Once we understand them, they really are pretty good! LOL!


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Old 02-20-2013, 09:56 AM   #6113
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Old 02-20-2013, 10:52 AM   #6114
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:10 PM   #6115
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:27 PM   #6116
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In fact, I didn't get it until your post .
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:44 PM   #6117
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In fact, I didn't get it until your post .
I still don't get it. I'm having one of my dumb days
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:00 PM   #6118
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I still don't get it. I'm having one of my dumb days
Pavlov, who trained dogs with bells, got a No-Bell prize. I didn't get it until the "bell" part was mentioned by WTSharpe. I only remembered the dogs, not the bells.
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:49 PM   #6119
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That is because you pronounce Nobel correctly
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:19 PM   #6120
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Pavlov, who trained dogs with bells, got a No-Bell prize. I didn't get it until the "bell" part was mentioned by WTSharpe. I only remembered the dogs, not the bells.
Thanks for explaining. I laughted when I understood the joke...

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That is because you pronounce Nobel correctly
It's the first time that pronouncing something correctly is a disadvantage
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