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Old 04-12-2013, 03:53 PM   #6376
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Old 04-12-2013, 05:58 PM   #6377
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:35 PM   #6379
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Old 04-13-2013, 05:04 AM   #6380
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Old 04-13-2013, 07:59 AM   #6381
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After WWII, French general's russian driver went home. Next day the new driver comes to the general and starts to list all the things he needs to keep the car running.
General is mystified: "Ivan had nothing but big hammer and f*-your-mother..."
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Old 04-13-2013, 09:31 AM   #6382
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Old 04-13-2013, 12:08 PM   #6383
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Old 04-13-2013, 03:46 PM   #6384
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Old 04-14-2013, 06:11 AM   #6385
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It's called "russian repair" (in PL too).
Stuff being rather sturdy and resistant to damages as such but tended to jam, loosen etc.
Thus all was needed (and often the only available method) was to whack at the device in question and curse.
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:52 AM   #6386
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:57 AM   #6387
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Old 04-14-2013, 03:36 PM   #6388
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Old 04-15-2013, 05:24 AM   #6389
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It's called "russian repair" (in PL too).
Stuff being rather sturdy and resistant to damages as such but tended to jam, loosen etc.
Thus all was needed (and often the only available method) was to whack at the device in question and curse.
Exactly. Thanks for being here to explain. Soviet design was ugly, but lasted for ages.

Another such is a drawing from long ago I can only describe:

TV without any knobs.
On the top panel of the set are the areas labeled 'Volume', 'Contrast', 'Brightness' etc.
Beside the set stands a somewhat hairy man banging busily.
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Old 04-15-2013, 01:15 PM   #6390
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travger np. I still remember socialist high tech
Methinks you should have kept the "Yob tvoyu mat!" untranslated in the joke
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