11-14-2009, 07:05 PM | #1 |
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Could everyone please take a step back...
My mother has swine flu. If you'd like to help her, then she wants you to help her get her revenge. Eat some bacon, ribs, chops, or some other pork product. Thank you.
Curiously enough, her HMO (one of the largest in this area) was not issued any swine flu vaccine. Coincidentally, it was also a vocal opponent to government take over of healthcare industry. Hmm. I wonder if there's a connection? |
11-14-2009, 07:57 PM | #2 | |
Bah, humbug!
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11-15-2009, 01:59 AM | #3 |
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poor Mom!!! is she completely miserable? I have the BEST recipe for Hot and Sour Soup which uses pork and is a bona-fide flu fixer if you want it!!!
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11-15-2009, 02:26 AM | #4 |
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11-15-2009, 10:21 AM | #5 |
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11-15-2009, 10:40 AM | #6 |
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Nate, I hope your mother gets well soon! As for revenge, I'm sure all pigs are honestly sorry and had no intent to infect her...
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