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Old 11-25-2011, 11:13 AM   #1
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Smile Advice for Hobbits ...
1. Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.

2. Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed.

3. If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper.

4. The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths.

5. If the 'Prancing Pony' has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases.

6. Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead.

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Old 11-26-2011, 02:52 AM   #2
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7. If you decide, unwisely, to go on an adventure choose your companions well.
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Old 11-26-2011, 04:32 AM   #3
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8. If you decide not to go on an adventure, and some adventurers do show up at your door. play dead. Never open that door!
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:55 PM   #4
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8. If you decide not to go on an adventure, and some adventurers do show up at your door. play dead. Never open that door!
oh poor advice, poor advice indeed! life is an adventure MEANT to be explored!
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Old 11-27-2011, 03:27 AM   #5
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9. Avoid those who've lived an unnaturally long life.

10. When in dark areas, tread very carefully.
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Old 11-27-2011, 04:29 AM   #6
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oh poor advice, poor advice indeed! life is an adventure MEANT to be explored!
For a hobbit, life itself is enough adventure...
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:04 AM   #7
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For a hobbit, life itself is enough adventure...
True...it seems like a hobbit's life consists of honest work, time for fun, drink, and food.

11. Always make time for food and drink.
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:23 AM   #8
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Old 11-27-2011, 05:16 PM   #9
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Old 11-28-2011, 01:37 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2011, 03:12 PM   #11
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Old 11-29-2011, 05:54 AM   #12
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:37 AM   #13
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True...it seems like a hobbit's life consists of honest work, time for fun, drink, and food.

11. Always make time for food and drink.
18. Always make time for naps and sleep!
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Old 11-29-2011, 11:53 AM   #14
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Old 11-29-2011, 12:12 PM   #15
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