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Old 09-18-2008, 03:42 PM   #151
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Granted, but they go over to the Physics Building, instead and play around with the particle accellerator and....

I wish that the sirens would quit screaming.
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:12 PM   #152
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I wish these cute little ants would go play somewhere else. I already took the leftover scone they'd discovered outside!
You must have been hungry!

Well, Granted, then. The cute little ants are playing in your stomach.

I wish I hadn't eaten that peanut-butter cookie. (Damn these gall stones...)
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:18 PM   #153
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Er... that one's too easy to grant. pass!
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:24 PM   #154
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Granted, but they go over to the Physics Building, instead and play around with the particle accellerator and....

I wish that the sirens would quit screaming.
The sirens quit screaming.

Unfortunately, they're ancient Greek sirens! You don't have any wax for your ears and forgot to have the crew tie you to the mast. They sing; you go. The sirens eat you for dinner.


I wish my teeth would stop hurting (after very aggressive cleaning at the dentist's today).

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Old 09-18-2008, 07:23 PM   #155
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I wish my teeth would stop hurting (after very aggressive cleaning at the dentist's today).

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Granted. They all fall out and sit like white pearls on your lap.

I wish that I could have a weed-free garden.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:29 PM   #156
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Granted. They all fall out and sit like white pearls on your lap.

I wish that I could have a weed-free garden.
Granted ..your garden is weed free but filled with goats that are eating everything including the weeds.

I wish I could see The Grand Canyon
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:46 PM   #157
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Granted ..your garden is weed free but filled with goats that are eating everything including the weeds.

I wish I could see The Grand Canyon
Granted you have a great view as you're falling down into it.

I wish house prices would crash faster
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Old 09-19-2008, 05:39 AM   #158
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I wish house prices would crash faster
Granted. All house prices are now only available from the LHC. And you are never really sure if it your house price, and if it was reconstructed correctly.

I wish that the supermarket has Gü puddings on special offer when I'm shopping tonight.
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Old 09-19-2008, 05:48 AM   #159
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Granted. All house prices are now only available from the LHC. And you are never really sure if it your house price, and if it was reconstructed correctly.

I wish that the supermarket has Gü puddings on special offer when I'm shopping tonight.
"SPECIAL OFFER! A dozen cans of Surströmming with every Gü pudding purchased!"

I wish I had some kind of crime-fighting superpower.

Cheers,
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:27 AM   #160
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"SPECIAL OFFER! A dozen cans of Surströmming with every Gü pudding purchased!"

I wish I had some kind of crime-fighting superpower.

Cheers,
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Granted. You are now a.k.a Flatulence Man! Able to stun a yak with your discharge at 400 yards!

I wish you really hadn't brought up the subject of Surströmming...

Horrid stuff really, One of the things we really shouldn't have come up with.
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:32 AM   #161
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Granted - but they subsititute Marmite.

I wish that chocolate ice cream wasn't fattening
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:38 AM   #162
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Granted. It tastes disgusting, though.

I wish every book ever written was available as an ebook in multiple languages of which English was but one of many, at a reasonable price and free of DRM.
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:42 AM   #163
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Granted. It tastes disgusting, though.

I wish every book ever written was available as an ebook in multiple languages of which English was but one of many, at a reasonable price and free of DRM.
Granted, unfortunatley, they are in a format that no e-reading device will ever be able to display properly.

I wish that we hadn't run out of coffee at work today.
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Old 09-19-2008, 08:22 AM   #164
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I wish that we hadn't run out of coffee at work today.
Granted. But the electricity has been cut off to the building. The only power for the coffee machine is available from the servers' UPS. And there is only enough to make one cup of coffee. And there are a lot of very twitchy coffee addicts about.....

I wish I was on a distillery tour of Islay and Skye, with a large budget for "goodies".
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Granted. But the electricity has been cut off to the building. The only power for the coffee machine is available from the servers' UPS. And there is only enough to make one cup of coffee. And there are a lot of very twitchy coffee addicts about.....

I wish I was on a distillery tour of Islay and Skye, with a large budget for "goodies".
Granted, unfortunatley, every distillery is closed for vacation.

I wish I could have some cake with my coffee (Yeah, they delivered new coffee-beans for the machine about 15 minutes ago)
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