09-28-2012, 12:27 PM | #5401 |
FUBAR!
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Why are they called hemorrhoids?
Shouldn't they be called 'asteroids?' |
09-29-2012, 11:03 AM | #5402 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
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09-29-2012, 09:42 PM | #5403 |
Grand Sorcerer
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The Pittsburgh Pirates.
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09-30-2012, 01:48 PM | #5404 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.
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10-01-2012, 11:20 AM | #5405 |
Nameless Being
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I went to the Doctor's office yesterday and my doctor asked me, “Do you or does anyone in your family suffer from insanity?”
I grinned and said, “No, we all enjoy it.” |
10-01-2012, 04:51 PM | #5406 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.
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10-02-2012, 03:06 PM | #5407 |
Is that a sandwich?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
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10-02-2012, 04:15 PM | #5408 |
Publishers are evil!
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10-03-2012, 09:00 AM | #5409 |
binomial: homo legentem
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10-03-2012, 12:54 PM | #5410 |
Close to the Edit!
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^^ You guys...
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10-03-2012, 12:54 PM | #5411 |
Close to the Edit!
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Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.
It's my P.S. de resistance. |
10-03-2012, 01:14 PM | #5412 |
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10-03-2012, 03:14 PM | #5413 |
temp. out of service
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10-03-2012, 03:39 PM | #5414 |
FUBAR!
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10-03-2012, 03:57 PM | #5415 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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