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Old 12-21-2009, 12:12 PM   #91
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.

What do you call a snowman in the tropics?

another puddle.
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Old 12-21-2009, 08:00 PM   #92
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Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up.

Giggling madly, madly I tell you!




Ooooh, and also:

TWACK!!!
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Old 12-22-2009, 04:12 AM   #93
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What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a re-tailshop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is deer to him!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:40 AM   #94
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What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:15 PM   #95
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Thank ghod the season is over!
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Old 01-04-2010, 02:20 AM   #96
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Thank ghod the season is over!
It WILL be back, oh yes it will!
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Old 01-04-2010, 03:40 AM   #97
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It WILL be back, oh yes it will!
No more Christmas jokes in the morning?! I'm not sure how to survive this. Can't you just continue with real bad Easter Jokes?
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:43 PM   #98
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It WILL be back, oh yes it will!
Well, I like your jokes Slite. Thank you for the good laughs.
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