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Fbone · 03-21-2013, 05:55 PM

You don’t have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.

yvanleterrible · 03-21-2013, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

You don’t have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.

Thanks! I feel safer!

Fbone · 03-22-2013, 01:20 PM

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed.

orlok · 03-23-2013, 08:50 AM

My wife is going to the hair salon today.

For the next few hours I'll be practising my reaction.

DianNC · 03-23-2013, 10:00 AM

^^^^^

yvanleterrible · 03-23-2013, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

My wife is going to the hair salon today.

For the next few hours I'll be practising my reaction.

Very wise indeed...

Fbone · 03-23-2013, 05:24 PM

Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

Fbone · 03-24-2013, 04:39 PM

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

Freeshadow · 03-24-2013, 08:57 PM

Luck is like a fart; the more you try to force it, the higher the risk that shit happens.

Fbone · 03-25-2013, 02:13 PM

True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream.

PeterT · 03-25-2013, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream.

Check your thighs! The ice cream didn't leave you!

orlok · 03-26-2013, 02:24 PM

A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double entendre, please".

So he gives it to her.

orlok · 03-26-2013, 02:26 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom!

Fbone · 03-26-2013, 02:37 PM

iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.

samhy · 03-26-2013, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orlok

Knock Knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom!

Like it! (oh, sorry this is not F***book)

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03-21-2013, 05:55 PM	#6286
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	You don’t have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.

03-22-2013, 01:20 PM	#6288
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed.

03-23-2013, 08:50 AM	#6289
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	My wife is going to the hair salon today. For the next few hours I'll be practising my reaction.

03-23-2013, 10:00 AM	#6290
DianNC Banned Posts: 1,431 Karma: 5222495 Join Date: Jun 2011 Device: Nook Color, Entourage Pocket Edge, iPod Touch 5th Gen	^^^^^

03-23-2013, 05:24 PM	#6292
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

03-24-2013, 04:39 PM	#6293
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

03-24-2013, 08:57 PM	#6294
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,792 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	Luck is like a fart; the more you try to force it, the higher the risk that shit happens.

03-25-2013, 02:13 PM	#6295
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream.

03-26-2013, 02:24 PM	#6297
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double entendre, please". So he gives it to her.

03-26-2013, 02:26 PM	#6298
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	Knock Knock Who's there? To To who? To whom!

03-26-2013, 02:37 PM	#6299
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.