Dear Spammers....

Worldwalker · 11-08-2010, 02:25 AM

Dear Spammers,

Please die in a fire.

Sincerely,
MobileRead

(I know it won't do any good, but it makes me feel better; I've reported 3 in the past 15 minutes or so, including the DVD guy twice; he's getting more creative)

kennyc · 11-08-2010, 05:58 AM

Thanks for keeping an eye out! ...errrr....ummm....reporting them!

TGS · 11-08-2010, 06:01 AM

Whilst I can appreciate your frustration I find the expression of your wish that they should die in a fire offensive.

ardeegee · 11-08-2010, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TGS

Whilst I can appreciate your frustration I find the expression of your wish that they should die in a fire offensive.

Agreed.

Automobile accidents would be fine, too.

(Cancer is reserved for virus writers.)

TGS · 11-08-2010, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ardeegee

Agreed.

Automobile accidents would be fine, too.

(Cancer is reserved for virus writers.)

Do you really want people who write viruses to get cancer? Do you have a specific cancer in mind? Would you like it to be a treatable cancer or one that cannot be treated? Would you like their families to be able to afford treatment or not? Do you know what the pain of cancer is like?

Nexutix · 11-08-2010, 07:07 AM

Someone was advertising site in PDF thread 6 hrs ago.

kennyc · 11-08-2010, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TGS

Do you really want people who write viruses to get cancer? Do you have a specific cancer in mind? Would you like it to be a treatable cancer or one that cannot be treated? Would you like their families to be able to afford treatment or not? Do you know what the pain of cancer is like?

How about Brain Cancer....I'd vote for that.

ardeegee · 11-08-2010, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TGS

1 Do you really want people who write viruses to get cancer? 2 Do you have a specific cancer in mind? 3 Would you like it to be a treatable cancer or one that cannot be treated? 4 Would you like their families to be able to afford treatment or not? 5 Do you know what the pain of cancer is like?

1 No, I was being flippant-- any means of death would be acceptable-- or even some form of maiming (hands chewed off by an angry badger, perhaps) that would prevent them from ever using a computer again.

2 See answer 1 above. Anything would do, as long as it was permanently debilitating.

3 Again see 1 above.

4 Ditto.

5 Yes, I've watched several people die slowly and painfully from cancer. Which is why I know it is fitting for virus writers.

TGS · 11-08-2010, 07:20 AM

People as sick in the head as this should be forced into treatment.

ardeegee · 11-08-2010, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TGS

People as sick in the head as this should be forced into treatment.

You take the European stance that criminals should be coddled, I take the American stance that criminals should be cudgeled.

TGS · 11-08-2010, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ardeegee

You take the European stance that criminals should be coddled,

No I don't.

kennyc · 11-08-2010, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TGS

People as sick in the head as this should be forced into treatment.

Yes, Spammers must be treated (and treated appropriately I might add).

dsvick · 11-08-2010, 08:29 AM

Death would be ok, as would maiming, or something else permanently debilitating to their ability to write viruses and spam. However, my personal favorite would be that for every virus they write and/or spam they send they get it back 10 fold, on every piece or electronics they own, computers, cell phones, cameras, MP3 players, DVD players, televisions .... everything!!

Sweetpea · 11-08-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dsvick

Death would be ok, as would maiming, or something else permanently debilitating to their ability to write viruses and spam. However, my personal favorite would be that for every virus they write and/or spam they send they get it back 10 fold, on every piece or electronics they own, computers, cell phones, cameras, MP3 players, DVD players, televisions .... everything!!

One on one would do for me as well...

MJK2111 · 11-08-2010, 10:33 AM

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11-08-2010, 02:25 AM	#1
Worldwalker Curmudgeon Posts: 3,085 Karma: 722357 Join Date: Feb 2010 Device: PRS-505	Dear Spammers.... Dear Spammers, Please die in a fire. Sincerely, MobileRead (I know it won't do any good, but it makes me feel better; I've reported 3 in the past 15 minutes or so, including the DVD guy twice; he's getting more creative)

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