02-27-2013, 09:55 AM | #2371 |
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Free 2/27 and 2/28 A Very Ugly Story
My humorous short story "A Very Ugly Story" is free 2/27 and 2/28 on amazon.
[Affiliate tag - MODERATOR] Carry Lada's A Very Ugly Story: (Short Fiction: approximately 4000 words) Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone. Warning: In this story there are plenty of nipples. (o)(o) Don't reach for a paper towel just yet, because this is not erotica. An amateur mad scientist, a mean boss, a very ugly mishap, some beautiful people, and a bouncing bikini babe running away to retain her beauty. Excerpt: She fell off of the balcony face first and a branch of the ugly tree broke her fall as it sprung back. Boing! It tossed her to the branch on the other side of the tree again and again. Each time she hit a branch it altered her. Her look, color, and form had drastically changed. She fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. [Edited for length - MODERAT0R] Read this story, because it is fun. Last edited by Dr. Drib; 12-01-2014 at 11:46 AM. |
03-01-2013, 11:16 AM | #2372 |
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"Worlds Away", the conclusion to "The Interstellar Age" trilogy, is featured today at Two Ends of the Pen - http://twoendsofthepen.blogspot.ca/2...y-valmore.html
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03-01-2013, 07:25 PM | #2373 |
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Haven't been here in a while so hi everyone. Here is my lates novel, Sawyer 5, Book one of the Patera Chronicles. Book 2 should be out in the next month or so.
http://www.amazon.com/Sawyer-5-Pater...183643&sr=1-12 In book one of The Patera Chronicles the bounty hunters introduced in Driving Patera find themselves drawn into a battle for the freedom of Sawyer 5. This small mining colony is being ruled by a self appointed dictator who intends to expand his control to as many worlds as possible. The locals want to fight back but need the leadership of Derek, Keri and Beech to get them through. Includes excerpt from book two of The Patera Chronicles. |
03-02-2013, 05:06 PM | #2374 |
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.99 cent “Reluctant Medium” through 03-09-13
@ Smashwords, Coupon Code KD99S https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/248836 It’s “Reluctant Medium” Week at The Edible Bookshelf http://theediblebookshelf.blogspot.com/ About the book: Reporter Rachel Blackstone has a nose for news, but she never expected to be a newsmaker. While summoning her dead father with a Native American ceremony, an evil spirit slips through. Her efforts to return the spirit uncover a scam involving both the quick and the dead. Rachel discovers the ancient wisdom of a Hopi shaman may help her, but she must discover her own power first or die trying. For more information: http://reluctantmediumatlarge.com/ Thanks for reading. |
03-04-2013, 09:06 AM | #2375 |
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The Storm Protocol by Iain Cosgrove
Imagine creating the perfect drug; all of the highs with none of the lows. No side effects, no painful physical withdrawal, no drawbacks. Or are there.... Deep in the Louisiana bayou, Thomas Eugene O’Neill, a.k.a The Street, an Irish immigrant mob enforcer, waits patiently with his gun amidst the sweltering heat of a southern storm. His employers, Italian American drug lords Guido and Ernesto Mancini, have a guaranteed formula to create the perfect narcotic and Thomas knows too much. But he is not alone. For Thomas, the middle-aged hit man, all roads seem to lead back to Cork; the city of his birth and the ghosts of his past. He has plenty of questions and needs some answers, and all the while the words echo in his head. ‘Be careful what you wish for!’ http://www.amazon.com/The-Storm-Prot...dp/B00BM17C8Y/ Free 5th and 6th March - Thanks for reading |
03-04-2013, 12:59 PM | #2376 |
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March 3-9 is Read an Ebook Week on Smashwords. All four of my novels in the Kavanagh series are free during the promotion: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Kavanagh47 . The coupon code for all of them is RW100. More reviews can be found by title on Amazon. I’m trying to increase my readership and maybe scare up a few reviews. Please check them out. You can download them for any reader out there. Thanks.
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03-06-2013, 01:28 PM | #2377 |
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Hello Everyone!
The Remortal is my first novel on the Kindle platform. It's a culturally diverse Urban Fantasy / Thriller with action, betrayal, and painful life lessons passed from a jaded immortal to a young man trying to make sense of the world. You can buy The Remortal on Amazon here Here's a short blurb: ---------------------------------- Telly is a homeless teenager struggling to survive on the streets of Los Angeles, but he has just met a man that can make all of his dreams come true. His rich new benefactor only asks for one thing in return—something no one else has been able to do for two and a half centuries. He wants Telly to kill him. The man with the death wish is named Van, and he offers Telly an escape from the constant fear, hunger, and shame that have haunted him during his homelessness. Telly thought he had Van all figured out, until a chance encounter with a gun-wielding thug shows that bullets don't do Van the slightest bit of harm. Van is much more than he seems; he’s an immortal seeking escape from a world he now despises. He desires a higher plane of existence, but in order to get there he must train someone to complete the grim ritual that will free him from the confines of his immortal body. If Telly can fulfill Van's request, he will inherit Van’s wealth, strength, and eternal youth. But he soon discovers that Van is a harsh teacher with a questionable sense of morality, and there are other immortals who believe Van’s plans for ascension could lead to something they’ve been dreading for centuries: the birth of a wrathful god. If you're interested in learning more, visit the promo website for the book: http://ramseyisler.com/remortal/ Thanks! |
03-06-2013, 08:29 PM | #2378 |
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HALF-PRICE SPECIAL: The Ambivalent Corpse is currently available for half price in all e-book formats from Smashwords. Use coupon code REW50 at checkout to get a 50% discount from the regular price. This is the first book in the Roger and Suzanne mystery series that introduces the major recurring characters in the subsequent books. It’s also the series entry with the highest average rating score (about 4.5 stars) of the six books. This is the only opportunity readers will have to buy it at bargain prices. Enjoy the book---it's the best way to meet the characters and start the series. http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/100325
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03-10-2013, 05:54 PM | #2379 |
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Mysterious Albion - Catholic urban fantasy
Lucy Manning just wanted an ordinary life. But surviving a vicious vampire attack has put the young American in the middle of a holy war between a secret society of vampire hunters loyal to the Catholic Church—and an ancient and powerful vampire queen who has awakened from a long slumber with dreams of blood and conquest in her demonic mind. Lucy may not want to do battle with a ruthless, eternal evil, but evil has other ideas.... Available now for the Kindle! |
03-12-2013, 12:19 PM | #2380 |
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A Legacy of Revenge (book two of Legacy series)
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The sequel to my bestselling (!) contemporary romantic suspense novel, Legacy of the Highlands ($1.99), is finally available. A LEGACY OF REVENGE is a romantic thriller and a bargain at $2.99. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BSD9UFY When a fourteenth-century Scottish oath leads to murder in present-day Boston, the victim's devastated widow seeks revenge. Determined to find and punish the person who killed her husband Will, Alexandra Cameron joins forces with his best friend, Diego Navarro. The handsome, wealthy and powerful Argentine never expected to win Alex’s heart, yet two years after the senseless killing, their love blazes with heat and passion. Their bliss is threatened by a Scotsman who blames the couple for the death of his son — Will Cameron’s murderer. The ruthless predator targets Alex and forces the deadly game of revenge into its next round. |
03-15-2013, 05:29 PM | #2381 |
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Does anyone other than authors read this thread? I want to reach readers, not writers! Anyway, in the spirit of everyone else here, I've created a smashwords coupon for 50% off good through 3-20-13 for my new novel, The Minotaur Medallion. (You don't need a link, you're smart enough to copy/paste the title into the search field at Smashwords.) The synopsis is this: "30 years after Jesus' death, the apostle Paul was taken in chains aboard a ship bound for Rome. It never arrived. 2000 years later, amateur archaeologist David Connor is on Malta looking for evidence of the lost ship, with the help of smart - and lovely - professor of ancient history, Caroline. But as the artifacts become more intriguing, so does the evidence that someone is trying to kill him." The discount code is DR24Y. At least read the free preview, see what you think. Bill
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03-17-2013, 07:54 AM | #2382 |
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Voted the "Best science fiction novel of 2012" with its startling original concept of infectious amnesia and dynamic characterisation. Here is ARIA: Left Luggage on Kindle
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03-17-2013, 01:16 PM | #2383 |
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Thriller - "Lotto: Blood Money" - Just Published!
LOTTO: BLOOD MONEY by Ric K. Hill Thriller/Suspense College student and part-time model Kate Miller was content with her simple existence in quiet Bayside, a sunny beach town in Southern California. That is, until her chance meeting with Len Thompson, a disreputable man from her past. Everything changes after he buys a lottery ticket for her twenty-first birthday and she wins the grand-prize jackpot. His demands for a share of her newfound wealth turn her tranquil life upside down. The young multimillionairess's sweet dream turns into a nightmare when the charismatic, greedy psychopath lures her into his tenacious web of deceit. How far will this maniac go to get her money? Amazon Kindle: US • UK • Germany • Italy • France • Spain • India • Japan • Brazil • Canada (This DRM-free ebook is properly formatted for all Kindle devices, apps, and software. Text-to-speech is enabled on supported devices.) ePub: Barnes & Noble ~ US • UK (DRM-free, so it can be read on a variety of e-reading devices, apps, and software that support the ePub format.) . . .
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03-20-2013, 09:46 AM | #2384 |
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The Fractured: Elena - acion packed YA dystopic Novella
FREE on Amazon 03-20-2013 - 03-21-2013 In a fractured Britain, the Genetic Enhancement Ministry have taken control. Parents buy designer babies and those with genetic faults are labelled Blemished and shunned from society. Elena Darcey is just as perfect as the other clones, but there is something different about Elena, because she’s in trouble. After helping Area 14’s most famous criminals escape, Elena has to get out before her teacher-- the formidable Margaret Murgatroyd --finds out that she is a sympathiser for the Blemished. The perfect opportunity arises as a beauty pageant promises the winner a trip to London. Will Elena cope with the cut-throat world of a beauty pageant filled with sabotage, violence and betrayal? If she makes it to London, will she find the safe haven she craves? Does she discover more than she'd expected after meeting the mysterious Jake Bloom? The Fractured is the first part of a spin off series based on The Blemished, which will focus on some of the secondary characters and their stories. Part one follows the life of Elena as she experiences a life changing event. http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Fracture.../dp/B00BUR609W http://www.amazon.com/The-Fractured-.../dp/B00BUR609W |
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Free on Amazon from 03/20/13 to 03/24/13.
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy by Charles Fudgemuffin Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy. In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate. Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet... "How to Save The World by Charles Fudgemuffin, is funny. Think Monty Python meets Saturday Night Live funny." ...Todd A. Fonseca (review on amazon.com) Available from amazon (free until 03/24/13): US: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy on amazon.com UK: How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy on amazon.co.uk |
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