Silliness My Next post will be #1000

Donnageddon · 06-28-2009, 03:07 AM

I want it to be appropriate for the occasion.

What should I say in my 1000th post?

dreams · 06-28-2009, 04:00 AM

Why not go for something original? Like maybe.. well, something like....

"This is my 1,000th post!"

*** You could also pass out the matching currency....

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P.S. Congratulations in advance of that 1,000th post

Sparrow · 06-28-2009, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreams

*** You could also pass out the matching currency....

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That's a grand idea!

A lot of pressure on a 1,000th post - it'll be on the Internet for ever.

We await your composition with interest.

pdurrant · 06-28-2009, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donnageddon

I want it to be appropriate for the occasion.

What should I say in my 1000th post?

I asked a similar question. You can find the thread here:
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48855

You can find my 1000th post here:
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48927

Andybaby · 06-28-2009, 04:56 AM

I passed 1000 and I didn't even notice.

GeoffC · 06-28-2009, 05:14 AM

well post something then !!!! you can't hang on for 2 hours .....

dreams · 06-28-2009, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andybaby

I passed 1000 and I didn't even notice.

But you are STILL a special number... 1010

Verencat · 06-28-2009, 08:45 AM

You have two choices: either you post something intelligent, which can easily come back to your face as any wise-a** will make himself a duty of proving on that special occasion that you are not that bright (not that I'm saying you are not bright, just saying there's always someone somewhere to burst a bubble); either you post something really funny and witty, in the spirit of the majority of the posts you already made, something we will all remember and that will generate the lounge to start a new thread in the honor of that post, new thread that will be filled with thousands of new funny and witty replies since your thousand post will stimulate all MR member that reads it to be a better, brighter and sillier human being.

Pressure enough for you? You're welcome

Congrats for your future life changing 1000 post!

Wetdogeared · 06-28-2009, 09:04 AM

Congratulations Donnagedden on you're upcoming 1,000th post.

I suggest you sit, stare at the MobileRead Forums main page, refresh the screen about every 2 seconds, capture the screen shot of the stats when they reach that magic 500,000 posts and post the screen shot as your 1,000th post.

There are only about 350 post left to go.

You could then make some witty comment like "I contributed .002% of that total and every post was a gem".

WDE.

montsnmags · 06-28-2009, 09:06 AM

You should write a 1000 page novel in Sanskrit about F.I.N.

It will sell billions, and become the Prime Religious E-Text of the Geddonites.

Trust me. Your millennium starts....NOW!

Yours through time,
Adrian (I have a doctorship in futuricity)

Donnageddon · 06-28-2009, 06:38 PM

****poop****

Donnageddon · 06-28-2009, 06:40 PM

Well, I am certainly glad that is out of the way!

You were right Verencat, it was far too much pressure. i will start working on my 2000th post right now.

Verencat · 06-28-2009, 06:41 PM

Mmm so you chose to follow the path of nothingness...very deep reflexion behind this choice, I am in awe.

edit: Suddenly even more in awe: it really is perfect!

Wetdogeared · 06-28-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donnageddon

****poop****

Perfect.

GraceKrispy · 06-28-2009, 07:14 PM

You say it best...

when you say nothing at alllllllllllll

(and now, realizing what you have truly said, I mean that. SAY NOTHING>.....)

06-28-2009, 04:00 AM	#2
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,112 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	Why not go for something original? Like maybe.. well, something like.... "This is my 1,000th post!" * You could also pass out the matching currency.... * P.S. Congratulations in advance of that 1,000th post

06-28-2009, 06:41 PM	#13
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	Mmm so you chose to follow the path of nothingness...very deep reflexion behind this choice, I am in awe. edit: Suddenly even more in awe: it really is perfect! Last edited by Verencat; 06-28-2009 at 07:01 PM.

06-28-2009, 07:14 PM	#15
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	You say it best... when you say nothing at alllllllllllll (and now, realizing what you have truly said, I mean that. SAY NOTHING>.....) Last edited by GraceKrispy; 06-28-2009 at 08:14 PM.

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06-28-2009, 03:07 AM	#1
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	My Next post will be #1000 I want it to be appropriate for the occasion. What should I say in my 1000th post?

06-28-2009, 04:56 AM	#5
Andybaby Wizard Posts: 1,279 Karma: 1002683 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: New York Device: PRS-700	I passed 1000 and I didn't even notice.

06-28-2009, 05:14 AM	#6
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	well post something then !!!! you can't hang on for 2 hours .....

06-28-2009, 08:45 AM	#8
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	You have two choices: either you post something intelligent, which can easily come back to your face as any wise-a** will make himself a duty of proving on that special occasion that you are not that bright (not that I'm saying you are not bright, just saying there's always someone somewhere to burst a bubble); either you post something really funny and witty, in the spirit of the majority of the posts you already made, something we will all remember and that will generate the lounge to start a new thread in the honor of that post, new thread that will be filled with thousands of new funny and witty replies since your thousand post will stimulate all MR member that reads it to be a better, brighter and sillier human being. Pressure enough for you? You're welcome Congrats for your future life changing 1000 post!

06-28-2009, 09:04 AM	#9
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,776 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lobster Capital Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	Congratulations Donnagedden on you're upcoming 1,000th post. I suggest you sit, stare at the MobileRead Forums main page, refresh the screen about every 2 seconds, capture the screen shot of the stats when they reach that magic 500,000 posts and post the screen shot as your 1,000th post. There are only about 350 post left to go. You could then make some witty comment like "I contributed .002% of that total and every post was a gem". WDE.

06-28-2009, 09:06 AM	#10
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	You should write a 1000 page novel in Sanskrit about F.I.N. It will sell billions, and become the Prime Religious E-Text of the Geddonites. Trust me. Your millennium starts....NOW! Yours through time, Adrian (I have a doctorship in futuricity)

06-28-2009, 06:38 PM	#11
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	**poop**

06-28-2009, 06:40 PM	#12
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	Well, I am certainly glad that is out of the way! You were right Verencat, it was far too much pressure. i will start working on my 2000th post right now.