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Old 11-29-2019, 08:51 AM   #16
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My publisher is offering "Doughboy and Other Strange Tales" FREE today. I have no idea how long this will last. The ebook only is FREE.

Available FREE from Amazon. Here’s the link:
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Old 12-25-2019, 02:40 PM   #17
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I proodread my stuff, so you should like it.

Because you should likeit, I proodread my stuffit.

OK, so the logic is flawed. But you're not!

Go to the post right above this one for the link, because I'm lazy as hell.

(This is more creative than a promotional carbon copy endlessly repeated every 7 days. NOTE: the ebook is no longer free, but is available as a Kindle Unlimited.)

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Old 08-29-2020, 11:50 AM   #18
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DOUGHBOY AND OTHER STRANGE TALES

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Reviewers are unanimous! Simply read the comments* below:
  • "A book so good you can't put it down."
  • "I would recommend this to anyone low on toilet paper."
  • "I'm just saying."
  • "Characters are snarky and unusual."
  • "A book that is perfect for fans of horror, or romance, or westerns, or multi-generational sagas."
  • "I couldn't believe I just bought this!"
  • "The stories remind me of sweeping sagas...so I also bought a broom!"
  • "I book that is so life-saving, I wondered whose life I had just saved."
  • "A book of short stories, but you can make the print larger if you want a thicker book."
  • "I started reading this on a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, so I moved to Nevada."
  • "A book of short stories filled with thrones, kings, queens, sages, mages and wizards. Except when it's not."
  • "A book that will take muliple generations to finish!"
  • "I thought the description was boring (is that bad?), until I started reading it. Then I was convinced."
  • "A book full of plucky characters."
  • "No one talks in this book."
  • "That's what I'm saying."
  • "A book that will motivate you to clean your house and do the dishes."
  • "Another boring book that just might win the Hugo Award."
  • "A book that will have you scratching your watch and winding your butt in confusion."
  • "Another book with no female characters, except for Pat. I think."
  • "A book so diverse and character-driven that it rivals the phone-book in readability."
  • "Another way to break up with your soulmate or the woman who's driving you crazy. (Is that bad?)"
  • "I'm just saying. Again."



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Old 08-29-2020, 11:58 AM   #19
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Did you get this review...I bought the paper version because it was the right size to stop my dining room table from wobbling.

When we lived in together for the first time, the table had little wobble. I received an AOL CD in the mail and it was the perfect fit to stop the wobble.

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The table wobbling solution is great!
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Tired of reading 'Meh' and 'Muh' (because some people are too lazy to type 'oh, well,' or unable to write in English the concept of boredom or indifference?) Feeling trapped in obscurantist computer jargon meant only for people with small lives and even smaller.....WHOA! I almost went too far!

If you want to know the truth about how the Doughboy came into being, or why creatures flop in the night and why they have such voracious appetites, then check this out:

Doughboy: And Other Strange Tales, by Don Broyles, is available right now (in various formats and also as an audio book) for your personal enjoyment.

Here's the link:

https://www.amazon.com/Doughboy-Othe...id=1640692227&
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Well, let's say it together: Meh and muh! Very good!
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DOUGHBOY AND OTHER STRANGE TALES

by Don Broyles

Want to know what happens to MR. D'WONDERFUL? No need to ask. Here's an excerpt:

-----

She had never met anyone so unique. She told her sister about him. “He's the most marvelous creature I've ever met! Truly remarkable!”

“In what way?” Samantha said, as she took a bite out of her BLT and waited for an answer. She was always dubious of Debs' new male friends, especially when there was a component of raw hunger added to the mix.

Debs looked up at the ceiling, as if the words to properly describe Mr. D'Wonderful would magically appear there and give her the inspiration she needed. “Well, for one thing, he has the most magnificent lips I've ever seen.”

“You're judging him by his lips?”

“Well, why not?”

“Seems kind of shallow, that's all.”

“All right, so I'm shallow.”

They both grinned.

Samantha reached for her drink and took a sip. “OK. What else?”


-----

Available at fine bookstores (and some not so fine), just for YOU!

Also available from Amazon, Apple, Kobo, B&N, and a host of other sites, some perhaps of dubious origin.

For your ever-curious convenience, I thoughtfully provided a link to Amazon, again, just for YOU!

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So many lazy authors: Repeat! Repeat! Repeat!

So I decided to join them!

Next week, I'll have the same Promotional copy repeated.

Rinse and Repeat, with the obligatory typpo.


DOUGHBOY AND OTHER STRANGE TALES

For your utter and complete convenience (you know who you are!) a link has been thoughtfully and magnanimously provided just for you, because...well, you're special. (See the Signature Link below.)

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So many lazy authors: Repeat! Repeat! Repeat!

So I decided to join them!

Next week, I'll have the same Promotional copy repeated.

Rinse and Repeat, with the obligatory typpo.


DOUGHBOY AND OTHER STRANGE TALES

For your utter and complete convenience (you know who you are!) a link has been thoughtfully and magnanimously provided just for you, because...well, you're special. (See the Signature Link below.)
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NEW PROMOTIONAL COPY JUST FOR YOU!

Yes, spend one week reading the word 'NEW'. Amuse yourself next week by reading the word 'COPY'. The possibilities for endless reading boggles the mind! You can do this over and over again until you get bored!

However, when you tire of such reading, why not read the book?

Here's the title: Doughboy and Other Strange Tales

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"Un-put-downable!"

"A Book of short-shorts (and some longer pieces) that sticks with you!"


NOW! For a limited time only, every purchased ebook comes with its very own bottle of glue! Yes, you read right!


***NOTE*** Everything above is false, except for the fact this title is available for purchase.

Now isn't this more interesting than reading BORING copy from tired, withered, imaginatively 'dead' authors attempting to promote their work? --- The horror. The horror.

A link is right below this sentence. (It's easy to find.)

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Doughboy and Other Strange Tales is available for immediate purchase!

By the way, if you're ever alone in your bathroom, be on the lookout for The Slitherer. Here's an excerpt:

THE SLITHERER

The Slitherer scurries across the wet grass on his stomach, his elongated nose wriggling like a questing worm in search of food. And truly, the Slitherer is – indeed! – hungry tonight, as can be ascertained by the quivering movements of his body. Wheezing gasps, which sound similar to an allergy attack, come from his open mouth.

He spies an open bathroom window and the shadow that moves within. His nose, all 20 feet of it, is now overly excited, sniffling and snuffling in expectation as it advances up the wall and toward the window. The Slitherer's nose has the circumference of a thick garden hose and the sinuous movements of a snake. There is a pause as all movement ceases: It is clear that the nose hears some minute sound from within the house.
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