Free Hobbit Parody

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An Unexpected Parody: The Unauthorized Spoof of The Hobbit Movie—free this week!
From now through March 31, this new parody ebook will be available absolutely free in the format of your choice at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/283755 Reviews are highly appreciated. There’s also a paperback giveaway at http://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...e-hobbit-movie

Return to the film with mayhem, mirth, and magic missiles—or at least, crumpled newspaper missiles. Torn Teepeeshield, the Hot Prince of the Dwarves, puts aside his developing stardom in dwarf cabaret to quest to the Lame Old Mountain and destroy the dragon Erpolushun, or in the common tongue, Smog. It's up to Bumble Baglunch to save the day with his knowledge of pop culture. Together with Bobbin, Noggin, Rover, Clover, Sloppy, Ploppy, Frappe, Hottie, Spottie, Quaff, Sloth, and Ezekiel the dwarves, they journey across Renfair Earth to revive their franchise. Destiny may be a word writers use to pave over plotholes, but Bumble is determined to triumph nonetheless and play as good a game of goblin golf as his ancestors. http://www.vefrankel.com for more info.