Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?)

omk3 · 05-20-2010, 09:24 AM

The four-word-posts story has grown into a monstrous size and threatening to devour us all (which is definitely a good thing, for certain values of 'good', and certain values of 'thing').

There have also been some people in here that are eager to be rich and famous, so maybe this is their opportunity to make it big. Or not.

I find that four words are a bit too restrictive for all those brilliant creative minds in here. So I now propose the two-sentences-per-post story. You now have enough room to complete that train of thought, but not enough to monopolize the plot. Let's see if this makes a bit more sense (ha!)

I go first:
The door creaked open, and in strolled a stunning blonde. There was an unmistakable mysterious air about her, and a mischievous glint in her black button eyes.

Wetdogeared · 05-20-2010, 09:44 AM

She sat on the proffered chair and removed one of her six-inch spiked high-heeled shoes, and massaged her ankle.
"I need your advice on a delicate matter," she said.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-20-2010, 09:47 AM

"It's important that word doesn't get out," she continued. "Can I count on your discretion ?"

dsvick · 05-20-2010, 09:51 AM

"You can count on anything you like," I replied. "As long as I can count on your payment when the job is complete."

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 09:56 AM

"Very well," she said. "I think I'm being followed by a very large and hairy ape."

omk3 · 05-20-2010, 10:03 AM

"You're not sure?", I asked. At that moment I caught a glimpse of reddish fur through the grimy window, but with the amount of whiskey I had in me my senses were not to be trusted, so I ignored it.

Sweetpea · 05-20-2010, 10:04 AM

Meanwhile, somewhere in the city, a large and hairy ape had found the trail of a nice tidbit again. It was a bit old, but still he was able to trace it.

omk3 · 05-20-2010, 10:09 AM

"Tell me more about that alleged ape stalker, then". She fidgeted nervously with her handbag, avoiding my gaze.

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 10:11 AM

My sharp eyes noticed a coarse reddish hair clinging to the seam in her silk stockings. It gently wafted to the floor as my antique desk fan unexpectedly came to life.

dsvick · 05-20-2010, 10:24 AM

"I think he is the doorman or security guard or something at this place I've heard about. There was some trouble there recently, a murder I think."

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 10:43 AM

"I started noticing a faint aura of banana around my windows last week. Then the phone calls started."

GeoffC · 05-20-2010, 11:32 AM

"The phone kept ringing at all times of the day, and night. It became unbearable," she said as she started to faint.

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 11:37 AM

I tripped over the fan cord as I lunged forward to break her fall. As her purse hit the floor, the clasp opened and spilled the contents all over my filthy rug.

GeoffC · 05-20-2010, 11:38 AM

As can be expected, out fell all the usual cosmetic stuff. And also a tuft of red hair.

Bilbo1967 · 05-20-2010, 11:39 AM

Various items covered the floor, the most interesting of which came to rest by the lamp. "Now, what would a lady be doing with one of those?", I wondered.

05-20-2010, 09:24 AM	#1
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) The four-word-posts story has grown into a monstrous size and threatening to devour us all (which is definitely a good thing, for certain values of 'good', and certain values of 'thing'). There have also been some people in here that are eager to be rich and famous, so maybe this is their opportunity to make it big. Or not. I find that four words are a bit too restrictive for all those brilliant creative minds in here. So I now propose the two-sentences-per-post story. You now have enough room to complete that train of thought, but not enough to monopolize the plot. Let's see if this makes a bit more sense (ha!) I go first: The door creaked open, and in strolled a stunning blonde. There was an unmistakable mysterious air about her, and a mischievous glint in her black button eyes.

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05-20-2010, 09:44 AM	#2
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,776 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lobster Capital Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	She sat on the proffered chair and removed one of her six-inch spiked high-heeled shoes, and massaged her ankle. "I need your advice on a delicate matter," she said.

05-20-2010, 09:47 AM	#3
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	"It's important that word doesn't get out," she continued. "Can I count on your discretion ?"

05-20-2010, 09:51 AM	#4
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	"You can count on anything you like," I replied. "As long as I can count on your payment when the job is complete."

05-20-2010, 09:56 AM	#5
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,837 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Very well," she said. "I think I'm being followed by a very large and hairy ape."

05-20-2010, 10:03 AM	#6
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"You're not sure?", I asked. At that moment I caught a glimpse of reddish fur through the grimy window, but with the amount of whiskey I had in me my senses were not to be trusted, so I ignored it.

05-20-2010, 10:04 AM	#7
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	Meanwhile, somewhere in the city, a large and hairy ape had found the trail of a nice tidbit again. It was a bit old, but still he was able to trace it.

05-20-2010, 10:09 AM	#8
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"Tell me more about that alleged ape stalker, then". She fidgeted nervously with her handbag, avoiding my gaze.

05-20-2010, 10:11 AM	#9
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,837 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	My sharp eyes noticed a coarse reddish hair clinging to the seam in her silk stockings. It gently wafted to the floor as my antique desk fan unexpectedly came to life.

05-20-2010, 10:24 AM	#10
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	"I think he is the doorman or security guard or something at this place I've heard about. There was some trouble there recently, a murder I think."

05-20-2010, 10:43 AM	#11
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,837 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"I started noticing a faint aura of banana around my windows last week. Then the phone calls started."

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05-20-2010, 11:32 AM	#12
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"The phone kept ringing at all times of the day, and night. It became unbearable," she said as she started to faint.

05-20-2010, 11:37 AM	#13
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,837 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I tripped over the fan cord as I lunged forward to break her fall. As her purse hit the floor, the clasp opened and spilled the contents all over my filthy rug.

05-20-2010, 11:38 AM	#14
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	As can be expected, out fell all the usual cosmetic stuff. And also a tuft of red hair.

05-20-2010, 11:39 AM	#15
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Various items covered the floor, the most interesting of which came to rest by the lamp. "Now, what would a lady be doing with one of those?", I wondered.