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Old 01-10-2014, 03:40 PM   #7381
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.... the fear of long words.
I would have looked it up myself...

If I wasn't cowering in the corner.
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Old 01-10-2014, 06:47 PM   #7382
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Old 01-12-2014, 03:54 AM   #7383
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:40 PM   #7384
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:55 PM   #7385
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A talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, "All 40 accounted for."

The farmer says, "But I've only got 36!"

The sheepdog replies, "I know, but I rounded them up."
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:41 PM   #7386
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A talking sheepdog gets all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, "All 40 accounted for."

The farmer says, "But I've only got 36!"

The sheepdog replies, "I know, but I rounded them up."
Had to do a mental double take on this ....
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Old 01-14-2014, 06:19 AM   #7387
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is the masked chicken trying out for the role of The Green Hornet?


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Old 01-14-2014, 06:03 PM   #7388
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Old 01-14-2014, 09:41 PM   #7389
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Old 01-14-2014, 10:18 PM   #7390
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Old 01-15-2014, 03:21 PM   #7391
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I just updated my Garmin GPS system with the new Bonnie Tyler celebrity voice.

Now it just keeps telling me to "turn around" and every now and then it falls apart.
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Old 01-15-2014, 03:25 PM   #7392
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Old 01-15-2014, 05:40 PM   #7393
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Old 01-15-2014, 06:16 PM   #7394
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Old 01-15-2014, 07:52 PM   #7395
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