12-13-2013, 03:36 PM | #7291 |
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12-14-2013, 02:18 PM | #7292 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-15-2013, 01:22 PM | #7293 |
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Settled down to watch Obama at the Mandela gig with my hard-of-hearing wife the other day.
Apparently, Space Shuttle Atlantis is due to have a baby next buffalo. |
12-15-2013, 07:31 PM | #7294 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-16-2013, 01:02 PM | #7295 |
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Inspired by meetings I had to endure today:
When the world ends, it'll look just like a christmas present. Because of all the red tape. (I'm quite sure I'm not the first one to put that sentiment into this thought, but I did think of it my own, I think.) |
12-16-2013, 05:18 PM | #7296 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Office meetings. Where minutes are kept and hours lost.
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12-17-2013, 01:32 PM | #7297 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-17-2013, 02:12 PM | #7298 |
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12-17-2013, 02:19 PM | #7299 |
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A coffee cup.....................................7 euro
A coffee cup, please...........................4.25 euro Good morning, a coffee cup, please.......1.40 euro If you ask nicely, the price goes down... Last edited by Pablo; 12-17-2013 at 02:31 PM. |
12-17-2013, 03:18 PM | #7300 |
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Uh huh. 1€40 is the normal price. So actually it is a surcharge for rudeness.
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12-17-2013, 03:22 PM | #7301 |
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried .... over time: weightlifters, dockers, etc., but nobody could do it. One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence .... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon .... and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the £1000, and asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the Inland Revenue." |
12-17-2013, 07:09 PM | #7302 |
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If I may...
Prices for coffee. -"Coffee!".......................7€ -"Coffe, please!"..............4.25€ -"Good day!, coffee, please!"....1.40€ It's a french...well, greek coffee shop owner's plea and campaign to bring back politeness in the public world. Last edited by yvanleterrible; 12-17-2013 at 07:12 PM. |
12-18-2013, 04:17 AM | #7303 |
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Regarding the coffee, I've heard that on the news two weeks ago. It's from a coffee shop in Nice (no pun intended ).
However, I've seen that when I was in Rome a couple of months ago. |
12-18-2013, 05:40 AM | #7304 |
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12-18-2013, 09:51 AM | #7305 |
Bah, humbug!
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