12-04-2013, 01:15 PM | #7276 |
FUBAR!
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12-04-2013, 10:51 PM | #7277 |
Bah, humbug!
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I heard this on an episode of "The Garry Moore Show" I watched today. Seems Garry got a letter from the wife of a serviceman who overheard her daughter praying for a baby brother, "To surprise daddy with when he gets home."
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12-05-2013, 06:13 AM | #7278 |
Reborn Paper User
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The quality of the surprise would depend on the duration of his absence.
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12-05-2013, 07:10 AM | #7279 |
Close to the Edit!
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In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've know you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs Jones. Do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." Before the defence attorney could say anything else, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt." |
12-05-2013, 02:19 PM | #7280 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-07-2013, 05:27 PM | #7281 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-07-2013, 06:09 PM | #7282 |
Now what?
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12-07-2013, 06:28 PM | #7283 |
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Must be an app issue.
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12-07-2013, 06:32 PM | #7284 |
Now what?
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Maybe try a factory reset?
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12-07-2013, 09:05 PM | #7285 |
Opsimath
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Have you installed third party applications in the past?
Stitchawl |
12-08-2013, 03:37 AM | #7286 |
Bah, humbug!
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Not to be outdone by Amazon, UPS revealed plans to begin their own direct air to end user delivery service.
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12-09-2013, 06:23 PM | #7287 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-10-2013, 05:58 PM | #7288 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-11-2013, 06:53 PM | #7289 |
Is that a sandwich?
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12-12-2013, 10:10 AM | #7290 |
Close to the Edit!
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Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.
Is that a trick question??? |
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