05-19-2017, 06:48 AM | #9721 | |
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05-19-2017, 07:02 AM | #9722 | |
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05-20-2017, 01:55 AM | #9723 |
Is that a sandwich?
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1000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
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05-20-2017, 05:58 AM | #9724 |
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I'm tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.
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05-22-2017, 07:10 AM | #9725 |
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I saw a shooting star last night, that was all I could have wished for.
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05-23-2017, 01:53 PM | #9726 |
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I lost my rare deck of Tarot cards. I was sad. They cost me a fortune.
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05-23-2017, 02:04 PM | #9727 |
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How warm is lukewarm?
The temperature inside a tuantaun. |
05-24-2017, 05:16 AM | #9728 |
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It's Tauntaun, otherwise awesome :-)
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05-25-2017, 05:48 AM | #9729 |
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God does not hate gay people. He is just mad because they found a loophole in his system.
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05-25-2017, 07:40 AM | #9730 |
Close to the Edit!
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05-27-2017, 05:07 AM | #9731 |
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A drunk driver is stopped for heading the wrong way on a one-way street.
The police officer asked the driver, "Didn't you see the arrows?" The drunk responds, "Arrows? I couldn't even see the Indians." |
05-31-2017, 06:05 AM | #9732 |
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Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
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05-31-2017, 07:03 PM | #9733 |
Is that a sandwich?
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name. |
06-01-2017, 06:10 AM | #9734 |
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One happy guy would be The Mann.
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06-02-2017, 05:51 AM | #9735 |
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An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker." |
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